Tentacle Arm

I kinda feel like I ought to buy a couple of these, even though I have nothing to wear with them.

I mean, I don't even know any busty Japanese schoolgirls.

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20 Responses:

  1. buy the arms now, and the schoolgirls will just gravitate towards you.

  2. vulpine137 says:

    You'll find some, japanese schoolgirls that is ;)

  3. elena says:

    thats just horrible.

  4. sparklydevil says:

    OOOH, i just found my next burlesque act!

  5. ralesk says:

    I'm strongly reminded of this comic.

  6. ultranurd says:

    Now someone can reenact that Orangina commercial.

  7. kumimonster says:

    my buddy just picked up a couple for one of our next shows :P

  8. pygmalion says:

    Wear them for a nice lunch on Clement St.

  9. whumpdotcom says:

    You can always explain that your mom had a fling back in the day, and you never quite believed that her husband was really your father.

  10. dormando says:

    Used to work for that company. It's a kid's site :)
    In the "game" itself you can dress up your character like a tentacle rapist.

    I don't own one, for the record.

  11. greyface says:

    Of course you don't know any busty Japanese schoolgirls.

    Nobody does.

  12. chrisbert says:

    Just what the Ghastly's Ghastly Comic fans need for cosplay!


  13. strangehours says:

    In a way, it does seem like the right thing to wear nothing with...

  14. perligata says:

    Stick them to your windows in the vain hope that they will show up on Google Street View.

    • quercus says:

      Stokes Croft, Bristol has already done that. I can't find any good photos of them on the web, but those green things in that abandoned building ar long fabric tentacles. When the wind blows the right way, they reach right out into the street.

  15. capo_mojo says:

    What exactly is the point of owning a nightclub if it doesn't allow you to meet busty Japanese schoolgirls?

  16. lionsphil says:

    I note that in both photos they have it is hanging flaccidly from the shoulder, requiring support from the other hand. Needs more pneumatics.