mmm, fuzzy

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29 Responses:

  1. I just typed about three different responses, and none of them were appropriate for posting publicly on the internet.

  2. ammonoid says:

    I can't decide if I'm amused, disgusted, or scarred for life.

  3. fu3dotorg says:

    ..unearthed beest thou' again, prototype GNU Mascot.


    (- "Despite the actual test-specimen being below our field of exposure, a smirk is as good as a groan from a maimed man. - Sounds like we've got a winner down there.")

  4. sparklydevil says:

    it's not furry porn, it's ART.

  5. ultranurd says:

    Next year's Tickle-Me-Elmo?

  6. baconmonkey says:

    given up entirely on dating, have you?

  7. pixel_juice says:

    "'s latin for teeth..."

  8. genericvox says:

    Fleshlight not included?

  9. fayanora says:

    Your awesomeness (this post and more) is on display at weirdfolks.

  10. stenz says:

    It is like one of those convex/concave illusions where it flips back and forth the longer you look at it.

    At first I thought it looked like a gaping maw with teeth, but then I thought it kind of has a goatsex look about it.

    Either way, I'm totally going to put my penis in there.

  11. liveavatar says:

    This reminds me of an SF short story by a well-known SF author, in which some creatures (genetically engineered? I can't remember) appear in an off-Terra school for troubled teens -- these weasel-like creatures have a gigantic anus that looks extremely fuckable *and* make horrifying shrieks when so used. No teeth, though.

    Just thought I'd share.

    • interliminal says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing. Can't remember the name of the story for the life of me, though...

    • whumpdotcom says:

      I think that was Connie Willis' All My Darling Daughters.

      Maybe Harlan Eilison could wear that as a hat?

      • liveavatar says:

        Yep, that's the story, thanks. Haven't reread that story in a while (can it really be more than 20 years old? Google says so), but I think that collection is around here somewhere.

        Well, it has a mouth, at least one. (Unless you're making a different reference.)

    • elena says:

      your icon made me laugh.

      its a sick world when goatse references make me laugh.

  12. niteshad says:

    What I find really disturbing is that this appears to be the front of the creature in question.

  13. You found them!!

    A friend of mine showed me these several months ago and we were debating how much they cost, since they all say "Price Available By Request". I really want to get an apartment with a fireplace so I can deck it out with the rug and "taxedermied" heads and what not, like a monster hunting lodge. Then I saw the picture where they actually did that.

    My friend and I were both equally distressed that all the cute little animals had anuses that seem to go on forever though. We want the "anus free" versions, lol.

  14. lordshell says:

    What is-Oh my GOD!

    (clutches eyes)

    . . . Have seen . . . cannot UN-see! . . .

  15. zapevaj says:

    Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase
    Vagina dentata, ain't no passing chraze
    It means no worries, 'til the end of your days...