I just typed about three different responses, and none of them were appropriate for posting publicly on the internet.
Like this picture WAS???
clearly you have not used enough of the internet if you think there is anything that is inapporpriate for positing publicly on it.
+5, Entirely Factual
We all have our own standards.
I can't decide if I'm amused, disgusted, or scarred for life.
I'm all three.
..unearthed beest thou' again, prototype GNU Mascot.
(- "Despite the actual test-specimen being below our field of exposure, a smirk is as good as a groan from a maimed man. - Sounds like we've got a winner down there.")
Did RMS brush that out of his own beard? *shudders*
it's not furry porn, it's ART.
that's "interspecitexturial erotica" to You, good Madam. (-Music and canned smoke for an extra fee.)
Next year's Tickle-Me-Elmo?
given up entirely on dating, have you?
"Dentata...it's latin for teeth..."
Fleshlight not included?
Your awesomeness (this post and more) is on display at weirdfolks.
It is like one of those convex/concave illusions where it flips back and forth the longer you look at it.
At first I thought it looked like a gaping maw with teeth, but then I thought it kind of has a goatsex look about it.
Either way, I'm totally going to put my penis in there.
This reminds me of an SF short story by a well-known SF author, in which some creatures (genetically engineered? I can't remember) appear in an off-Terra school for troubled teens -- these weasel-like creatures have a gigantic anus that looks extremely fuckable *and* make horrifying shrieks when so used. No teeth, though.
Just thought I'd share.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Can't remember the name of the story for the life of me, though...
I think that was Connie Willis' All My Darling Daughters.
Maybe Harlan Eilison could wear that as a hat?
Yep, that's the story, thanks. Haven't reread that story in a while (can it really be more than 20 years old? Google says so), but I think that collection is around here somewhere.
Well, it has a mouth, at least one. (Unless you're making a different reference.)
your icon made me laugh.
its a sick world when goatse references make me laugh.
What I find really disturbing is that this appears to be the front of the creature in question.
You found them!!
A friend of mine showed me these several months ago and we were debating how much they cost, since they all say "Price Available By Request". I really want to get an apartment with a fireplace so I can deck it out with the rug and "taxedermied" heads and what not, like a monster hunting lodge. Then I saw the picture where they actually did that.
My friend and I were both equally distressed that all the cute little animals had anuses that seem to go on forever though. We want the "anus free" versions, lol.
What is-Oh my GOD!
. . . Have seen . . . cannot UN-see! . . .
sex and love and monster holes
..The slack-jawed void of sexuality.
Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phraseVagina dentata, ain't no passing chrazeIt means no worries, 'til the end of your days...