The brand new 8th Cloaca, Mini Cloaca The tubular structure is made of metal and glass, and composed of mechanical organs that swallow, grind, digest and defecate a given amount of food. While Super Cloaca consumes 300 kg of food and produces 80 kg of faeces per day, the quantity of food ingested by the dwarfed one is equivalent to that of a breakfast.
[...] he also ate the same meal as a Cloaca machine, gathered some of the product of its digestion, went to the toilet, collected some of his own faecal matter and brought the two samples to a laboratory. The scientist compared the two samples bacteriologically and found them very similar.
Isn't there enough crap in the world already? Why make a machine to make more?
So much more efficient than getting middle-management to do it.
I bet that scientist's parents sure are proud... 8 years of college and now he's employed as a shit tester for a nutjob who makes fake digestive systems.
Ladies and gentlemen: SCIENCE!
SCIEN—no, wait, no it's not:
As a new parent I have no interest in this until it is integrated into a baby doll.
as a new parent i already have a machine like that (eating and shitting all day long).
*blinks*
What the fuck . . .?!
Current Music: Red Aunts -- When Sugar Turns to Shit
i certainly can't fault your choice of music for this post. :)
This is the resource-allocation subsystem for Microsoft's next implementation of Windows;
-The sum of your computer's resources go in one end and is consistently processed along the well-familiar MS guidelines.
..if a Zune could speak, it would've said; "-I've been through that.."
(..Giving its nature, in all its brownness, ofcourse.)
Holy crap (literally), is that what that was? We walked by it in Luxembourg City in late November; you could see it through a window off one of the main streets. I might have a little video of it. We thought it looked pretty cool, but couldn't tell what it was. I think I'm glad we kept our distance! :)
"...Super Cloaca consumes 300 kg of food and produces 80 kg of faeces per day..."
So...
I don't see an ethernet port on it. It's usefulness is severely limited.