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He's gonna need a bigger boat.
OK, not cool posting that 3 days before I leave to spend a week on a boat. Diving. In. The. Ocean.
I'm trying real hard to think of a great lolshark caption.
jawz, i haz dem?
Motivational style...
"Shit Ocean: Having a paddle makes no difference"
Let me show you my teeth.
MY TEETH let me show you them.
I'm thinking of I SUSPECT YOU HAS A FLAVOR
mmm, human on the half shell.
How about one of them Post-modern image macros? I was thinking of this one:
He found the little man in the boat.
Best caption so far
That's terrifyng. That's straight out of jaws.
Suddenly I'm five again and afraid to go in the swimming pool.
So do you know where this was taken? I want to go kayak fishing there.
Yes, this is old hat:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp
Summation: Yes, it is a real pic and totally awesome.
On the other hand, this is fake, but still totally awesome:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkdiver.asp
lj cut is your friend. :-)
Sharks, like pitbulls, get a bad rap. Well, ok, I'm not going to go out and adopt a baby white shark for a pet. But still.
The kayak in "yum yum yellow" makes the photo.
That had better not be Sydney or I'll move.
Sweet. I'd love to get that close.