... and what, pray tell, was the man doing with his truck?
Duh. Obviously I work for the ACLU.
You know, the "man and his truck" thing reminds me of this quote:
"I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." -- J. Edgar Hoover
so a trucker who runs behind schedule due to a truck-stop blowjob can dinged by the FBI?
A trucker who runs behind schule due to a truck-stop blowjob clearly hates America and should be shipped directly to a secret torture facility in Eastern Europe.
That was my second guess. First guess was EFF.
I believe you have been mild-sarcasmed.
Given how often I do that to other people, I had it coming.