in other news: electric knife and watermelon
Well that's two minutes I'm not going to get back.
You owe me two minutes.
What the fuck? Just... what?
Proof that white floors, white walls and a white themed website don't automatically make any thing art.
Those are all excellent questions.
This made me look up Cleaveland Steamer.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleaveland+steamer
I really wish I didn't know that.
Yeah.. that's the kind of stuff I'm grateful my parents never told me about.
Don't look up harlequin fetuses, either.
thx for reminding me. just got me through the uncanny valley and now i'm moppin' jizz.
You know, there was a period where the Daily Show *loved* working all these obscure sexual phrases into their bits. Just watch this one around 2:15 where they casually suggest a Republican visiting NYC for the 2004 convention try a Hot Carl like it's a nice tip for a tourist. (The bit immediately after that is brilliant too.) I of course had to Google every single one of them so I know your pain.
I am so glad my parents didn't teach me these things. I learned them from porn and loveline.
Every year, 2 million kids get infected with COOTIES!
Glad to see the sound of our New Zealand electronica (Minuit) making it to your ears.
well, it's not like I learned about those in school either, and we didn't have abstinence-only sex ed.
Which ">isn't working to help teens, if you haven't noticed."...teens in the United States continue to suffer from the highest birth rate and one of the highest rates of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the industrialized world."
This is a far more disturbing PSA. Nightmares!
LOL. That's really good. I reposted it in my journal because it must be seen.