pucker up, buttercup

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DNA Lounge: Wherein are seen chicks and Chick.

Photos are up of the weekend: Lusty Lady Live Nude XXXmas, Hubba Hubba Revue, and Mighty Six Ninety at Pop Roxx. Only a few more days until it's time to pack away the slutty santa costumes until next year.

Also!

R. Black has a book coming out: Futura: The Art of R. Black. It looks great (look inside). Rich has been doing flyers for most of the DNA Lounge live shows for several years, so I'm sure you're familiar with his work...

But back to Christmas --

The DNA Lounge staff received an unexpected present from some guy in West Virginia: he mailed us a Chick Tract. The comic in question is "Set Free" which seems to be mostly about how Going to Hell Would Be Unpleasant. This seems pretty poorly chosen, frankly. If you're going to send us a Chick Tract, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to pick one about the evils of alcohol, homos, and/or loose women?

I honestly have no idea if this was a joke, or an attempt to save us. I guess the effort is appreciated, either way.

On the off chance that you don't know who Jack Chick is, he's a hate-spewing fundamentalist Christian cartoonist: sort of the Fred Phelps of the comic-strip world.

If you ever have the chance to watch Chick's movie, The Light of the World, I recommend it. I'm sure you don't want to give this guy any money, so please BitTorrent it. I also recommend watching it while in the company alcohol, homos, and/or loose women.

Also, please enjoy jwz mixtape 010.

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Please enjoy jwz mixtape 010.

I suspect you haven't heard at least 80% of these. And I hope that you will now be glad that you have. Or that they will make your headmeats convulse. Either way.

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"SURRENDER DOROTHY."

The researchers found that females yelled during 86 percent of all sexual encounters.
When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time. However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time.

To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened. They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex.

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from above you it devours

Adam Wallacavage:

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squidhead

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thai ghosts

From this I learned that the Thai translation of
"no son, that's a transvestite" is a one syllable word.

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DNA Lounge: Wherein you yank on the shaft.

It's the end of an era: not only have all of our motion-sensor faucets been replaced with old-school faucets with handles, but now so have all the toilet sensors. (The urinals aren't done yet, but are in progress.)

They're so retro.

Those motion sensors, you may recall, sucked.

This was a disturbingly expensive change to make, since it involved a good deal of busting open of walls, but there was really no other option other than continuing to have smelly bathrooms, since those sensors worked poorly under the best of conditions, plus, the sensors were extortionately expensive to replace. They were like $500 a pop. If these handles break, they're closer to $40.

Also, photos are up of the Antifeminism / Hagakure show, which was very entertaining. "A geisha, a samurai, and a sushi chef walk into a bar..."

The turnout was pretty light, which I assume is because almost all of the fans of this kind of music are under 21. File this under (again) it really sucks trying to do live music in a 21+ venue.

Also, jwz mixtape 009.

Upcoming events of note, for your holiday pleasure:

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Please enjoy jwz mixtape 009.

If you were to refer to this mixtape as "punk rock" then the elderly in the audience might beat you with their canes, so let's just not upset them like that, ok?

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c&g++

I just think you should know that cat and girl is the best comic strip currently running. (I almost said "ever", but, obviously, that was a cat and a boy.)

#2 is nobody scores.

#3 is a softer world.

There are runners up, and they are in no particular order.

Thank you, drive through.

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