I suspect you haven't heard at least 80% of these. And I hope that you will now be glad that you have. Or that they will make your headmeats convulse. Either way.
When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time. However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time.
To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened. They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex.
From this I learned that the Thai translation of
"no son, that's a transvestite" is a one syllable word.
If you were to refer to this mixtape as "punk rock" then the elderly in the audience might beat you with their canes, so let's just not upset them like that, ok?
#2 is nobody scores.
#3 is a softer world.
There are runners up, and they are in no particular order.
Thank you, drive through.