what happens when a xenomorph parasitizes a showgirl
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Alien vs. Showgirls vs. Predator. Get away from them, you bitches!
Or right now: Beowulf. Change the silver to gold and squint at the head and you've got Grendel's mother.
3D IMAX ftw.
You know, if Verhoeven directed it, I'd be in line for opening night.
The only thing disappointing is the bump midways down on the headarch, which I'd take is her real head.
Did the originals ever come in silver, btw? - A 'normal' (black) gimpsuit would probably have sufficed.
Wow, that really has it all, doesn't it? Furries (er... scalies?), with a bit of bondage and schoolteacher thrown in.
As briefly demonstrated; somewhat disturbing.. - Not that I'd date the main event, either, so to speak.
Dear God, it burns.
Worst head EVER.
Thank God for the internet or we'd all still just be jaded. Instead of vaguely entertained, amused, and jaded.
I'd hit it.
Nice Legs!
Shame About the Face
I think it's pretty safe to say that any guy in his right mind would pass on fellatio.
She's three inches tall. Put a bunch of them in the microwave for 38 seconds. Very tasty!
I'm just not sure about 'furry' as a tag.
Enjoy the fluffy horrors of daytime UK TV ads. They have, in fact, got a female octopus one, but it hasn't hit YouTube yet.
Tony the Frosties Tiger was but a forebearer of the marketing furpocalypse to come.