what happens when a xenomorph parasitizes a showgirl

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16 Responses:

  1. giles says:

    Next Summer:

    Alien vs. Showgirls vs. Predator. Get away from them, you bitches!

    • arakyd says:

      Or right now: Beowulf. Change the silver to gold and squint at the head and you've got Grendel's mother.

      3D IMAX ftw.

    • chronovore says:

      You know, if Verhoeven directed it, I'd be in line for opening night.

  2. fu3dotorg says:

    The only thing disappointing is the bump midways down on the headarch, which I'd take is her real head.

    Did the originals ever come in silver, btw? - A 'normal' (black) gimpsuit would probably have sufficed.

    • ultranurd says:

      Wow, that really has it all, doesn't it? Furries (er... scalies?), with a bit of bondage and schoolteacher thrown in.

    • fu3dotorg says:

      As briefly demonstrated; somewhat disturbing.. - Not that I'd date the main event, either, so to speak.

    • pozorvlak says:

      Dear God, it burns.

  3. buz says:

    Worst head EVER.

  4. rawdogue says:

    Thank God for the internet or we'd all still just be jaded. Instead of vaguely entertained, amused, and jaded.

  5. robotdevil says:

    I'd hit it.

  6. sloot says:

    Nice Legs!
    Shame About the Face

  7. chrisbert says:

    I think it's pretty safe to say that any guy in his right mind would pass on fellatio.

  8. kencf0618 says:

    She's three inches tall. Put a bunch of them in the microwave for 38 seconds. Very tasty!

  9. ravenofdreams says:

    I'm just not sure about 'furry' as a tag.

  10. lionsphil says:

    Enjoy the fluffy horrors of daytime UK TV ads. They have, in fact, got a female octopus one, but it hasn't hit YouTube yet.

    Tony the Frosties Tiger was but a forebearer of the marketing furpocalypse to come.

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