Instead of your next bouncy castle...

Why not rent a giant, inflatable vagina?

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39 Responses:

  1. bdu says:

    It was previously trapped in the closet. Hm.

  2. jbacardi says:

    That animation would be the greatest icon EVAR.

  3. thedimka says:

    aha, that is what "getting out of the closet" really mean

  4. alice_at_night says:

    well, at least you didn't use your tentacles tag.

    • waider says:

      Heh, I was just about to remark that it comes with its own tentacles. I'm sure there's a Japanese genre featuring autoerotic tentacle, uh, application.

    • jwz says:

      Oversight now corrected.

  5. liveavatar says:

    The Cthulhoid nature of the photo, and the Crawling Eye aspects of the video, thoroughly startled me when I saw them first thing on my webstack today. *That's* how to start a morning.

  6. nightrider says:

    Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing vagina sculpture!
    Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing vagina sculpture!
    Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing vagina sculpture!

    Attract customers to your business!
    Make a splash at your next presentation!
    Keep grandma company!

  7. luvcraft says:

    pika?

  8. drjon says:

    It's a prop for the new Watchmen film.

  9. zonereyrie says:

    It just reminds me of the ending of Akira...

    TETSUO!!!

  10. pygmalion says:

    Nothing I have to say is appropriate for sensitive male ears.

  11. giles says:

    This is what happens when you hire GWAR to entertain at your kid's birthday.

    Next time just get a damn clown or a magician or something.

  12. greyhame says:

    Hm, unless it extends a good (hm, guesstimating the proportions here...) 20-30 feet back through that wall, isn't it really just an inflatable vulva? I think we should all demand more truth-in-advertising from our creepy inflatable stage prop creators.

  13. synaptikchaos says:

    if i had a club, that would be its entrance.

  14. pinkitypinkpink says:

    For added fun, have the inflatable stillborn baby pop of it:

  15. deadpanwalking says:

    I can think of a few reasons.

  16. jef_poskanzer says:

    Imagine pulling the cord on a life raft and getting one of these instead.

    • chrisbert says:

      Well, if you were Glenn Quagmire, you probably wouldn't mind.

      Giggity.

      • synaptikchaos says:

        Aaall right.

      • elektriknoizz says:

        I wish I didn't use my rude, douchebag comment for the guy above. Hell, I'll do it anyway.

        People still watch Family Guy? I guess it's funny, if you're a thirteen year old boy.

  17. chrisbert says:

    Did anyone else watch that video only to have Pink Floyd's "Empty Spaces" start playing in their heads?

  18. kencf0618 says:

    I wouldn't rent it because I'd have to return it!

    • jesus_x says:

      That was going to be my gag, "Don't rent when you can buy!" Because who doesn't need a giant inflatable vagina?

  19. shandrew says:

    Woo, tentacles.

  20. fd_midori says:

    OMG, this is fab!

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