I tried to shrink it to under 100x100 and 40K so that it will work as an LJ userpic, but I failed. Maybe someone else will succeed.
Update: Longer, pervier version of the above.
I'm really starting to hate you.
Thanks you for this lovely vomiting-fit.
You know, it's wrong that I'm looking at what you've done there and I'm thinking "it's a shame that you have to cut out some frames to come in under the 40k limit, because the fluidity of the tentacle movement is being lost" and you know, not:
"WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK"
I'm gonna use it: there are people who need such torment in their lives.
There are indeed. And I shall send them the link.
There are limits, even to my sadism.
It's a bad_icon!
I am up in yur ljstealin yur hantai
I'm theiving, I'll give you proper cred, ya'll.
Yoinked and credited, thanks.
dear god no...
Okay, that is wrong on so many levels, the least of which is that a deers' teats are between her rear legs.
birds don't have boobs.
but they do have breasts
But there are boobies.
Here it is at 100px height, suitable for LJ iconage
Mighty fuck, this is a real ad!
Jesus, I thought you were kidding.
They'd use proper sugar over there, wouldn't they?
<== yeah, baby.
Ooh, slow mo. decisions, decisions...
If there has ever been a time to use the phrase "Man What!?" it is now.
Zebras straddling phallic orangina bottles ejaculating onto deers? Seriously, what. the. fuck.
Don't forget the pole-dancing flamingos!
Or the Flashdance reference.
That is so weird.I have to share this with a few of my friends who like orthopods & cthulu.
I want one where it zooms in on the face as she squeezes. I think that part is underrated. Unfortunately I have no idea how to make these newfangled animated gifs.
Orangina was so much better before it had high fructose corn syrup in it.
OMG, I am not a furry but I do find that video oddly arousing.
You are a furry.
If I am, then I'm a closet furry, because I don't fancy the costumes. The fur suits don't do anything for me, either being in them or seeing them.
Actually haven't had a chance to be in one, but given my low tolerance for heat, I can safely say I'd be too uncomfortable in one to get any arousal from it.
Of all of those "animals" in the video, I think the octopus girl is the neatest. Now I DO admit I'm a xenophiliac (extraterrestrials turn me on), and so that's probably a large part of why I'm getting... interested... in the octopus girl. I know what she can do with those tentacles, eh? *wink wink nudge nudge*
"I am a xenophiliac" → "I am a furry."
Ah. Geek code. I don't know how to read Geek code, which explains my confusion.
I am many things. If you're allergic to weird, don't go to my LJ. You'll be like "OMG teh weerd, it burns!"
Your weirdness is like mother's milk to jwz. Sour, curdled, mother's milk which he feels he must share with the rest of us.
LOL! I think that quote is going up on my profile page!
My girlfriend says WEIRD stands for Wacky, Eccentric, Intriguing, Random, and Delightful. :-)
PS = You mind if I metaquotes that?
All my LJ comments are licensed under the WTFPL.
That's funny! I like that.
Perhaps you're a scaley?
Hmmm... perhaps. :-)
You are well on the path to furry corruption. Don't worry about such needs as thirst or hunger, there will be muffins and refreshments on the way.
words fail me.
Dear French People:
It was a challenge. I cut it out with mplayer:
mplayer -vo png -ss 00:52 -endpos 00:56
Then created a common map with netpbm:
for i in *.png ; do pngtopnm $i > $i.pnm ; donepnmcat -lr 0*.pnm | pnmcolormap 48 > map48.pnm
Then created a collection of cut, scaled, and remapped gifs (I determined the dimensions of my cut with GIMP):
for i in *.png ; do pngtopnm $i | pnmcut -l 93 -t 34 -w 243 -h 243 | \ pnmscale -xy 100 100 | pnmremap -mapfile=map48.pnm | \ ppmtogif > ../$i.gif ; echo $i ; done
And then assembled them together with gifsicle:
gifsicle -d 24 --loop=forever -D bg -O2 *.gif > anim.gif
I did some judicious removal of frames with rm (I could always rerun the script to regenerate them) and it took a little tweaking, but comes in at 38,410 bytes. Because there are so many dropped frames, I slowed it down a little, from 160ms to 240ms. I think the frame jerkiness suggests watching something in slo-mo, and tweaking the speed emphasizes that, so the experienced viewer won't be annoyed by the painfully low frame rate.
I'm going to link to this comment the next time someone asks how educated people can build chemical weapons.
My attempts were much less effort...
Quicktime Pro; manually crop in timeline; "Export / Movie to Image Sequence"
convert -loop 0 -delay 1 *.png -delay 100 LAST.png -crop WIDTHxHEIGHT -page WIDTHxHEIGHT +repage OUT.gif
Or, to do half the frames, replace *.png with *.png
Flavor with -colors 64 to crappify it (though that doesn't seem to affect file size very much.)
the company is run by degenerate preverts.
*nabs* iconagetruly awesomeness
I have a sudden and unexplained craving for sea food. Hmm.
I actually found that less disturbing than things actually designed by the furry community. Perhaps it was because they looked a bit more like actual animals merely aping what might have been legitimately sexy with humans rather than the traditional "sexy fox lady". The octopus segment though was definitely wrong as I'm sure everyone who isn't a furry with a lactation fetish would agree.
It's still put me off wanting to drink a bottle of Orangina for a while.
Now the bearstud journeys through the zebras' legs like he's on a Slip 'n Slide.