Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately has visions of this thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."
You know, actually, I can see that thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."
Little Otik, the Cthulu version?
:cry:
It's almost like a Fleshlight.
Wait, is that vagina dentata?
I knew someone would have mentioned it already.
I see a few p'shop'ed pictures in the near future, mashing up the Promachoteuthis sulcus and some porn. Tentacle porn, indeed.
throw in some goatse for the win....
I am both repulsed and transfixed by that maw.
However if I stare at it too long all I can think is:
"Dentata"
*shudder*
That photo makes my stomach all funny.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately has visions of this thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."
You're not.
Oh, how I wish you were. But you're not.
Bow down before your new toothsome overlords!
Why am i not surprised /you/ are the first to LJ icon this horrid thing?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ia! Ia!
the only squid that goes to the orthodontist...
And I for one welcome our, uh...promaco-whosis...
You know, actually, I can see that thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."
In fact, now I can't see it any other way.
Then my work here is done.
Computer hardware, like an erect penis, remains erect so long as you don't fuck with it.
That said, I'll get some dental floss for the foreplay now...
Already (almost) available in plush form.
Combine the availability of a plush form with the fleshlight similarity above!
I blogged about futuristic human-computer interface for you today:
http://sonjaaa.livejournal.com/486199.html
"Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. "
and so are all the google hits thereof...
hail chthulhu!