Elder Thing

12 years ago
"Promachoteuthis sulcus is known from a single, small but distinctive individual from great depths in the south Atlantic Ocean."
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Current Music: God Lives Underwater -- From Your Mouth ♬

23 Responses:

  1. mooflyfoof says:
    12 years ago at 12:25 pm

    Little Otik, the Cthulu version?

    :cry:
  2. lx says:
    12 years ago at 12:27 pm

    yeah.
  3. c0nsumer says:
    12 years ago at 12:36 pm

    It's almost like a Fleshlight.
  4. dossy says:
    12 years ago at 12:36 pm

    Wait, is that vagina dentata?
  5. yosh says:
    12 years ago at 12:42 pm

    I am both repulsed and transfixed by that maw.

    However if I stare at it too long all I can think is:
    "Dentata"

    *shudder*
  6. twiin says:
    12 years ago at 1:03 pm

    That photo makes my stomach all funny.
  7. nightrider says:
    12 years ago at 1:21 pm

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately has visions of this thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."
  8. autopope says:
    12 years ago at 2:08 pm

    Bow down before your new toothsome overlords!
  9. ammutbite says:
    12 years ago at 3:39 pm

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
  10. infrogmation says:
    12 years ago at 3:42 pm

    the only squid that goes to the orthodontist...
  11. fastfwd says:
    12 years ago at 3:56 pm

    And I for one welcome our, uh...promaco-whosis...

    You know, actually, I can see that thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."

    In fact, now I can't see it any other way.
  12. kencf0618 says:
    12 years ago at 3:56 pm

    Computer hardware, like an erect penis, remains erect so long as you don't fuck with it.

    That said, I'll get some dental floss for the foreplay now...
  13. _nicolai_ says:
    12 years ago at 5:07 pm

    Already (almost) available in plush form.
    Combine the availability of a plush form with the fleshlight similarity above!
  14. ex_sonjaaa says:
    12 years ago at 2:12 am

    I blogged about futuristic human-computer interface for you today:

    http://sonjaaa.livejournal.com/486199.html
  15. stu_hacking says:
    12 years ago at 7:29 am

    "Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. "
  16. saltation_lj says:
    12 years ago at 7:01 pm

    and so are all the google hits thereof...

    hail chthulhu!