Elder Thing

13 years ago

"Promachoteuthis sulcus is known from a single, small but distinctive individual from great depths in the south Atlantic Ocean."

Tags: tentacles

Current Music: God Lives Underwater -- From Your Mouth ♬

23 Responses:

1. mooflyfoof says:

   13 years ago at 12:25 pm

   Little Otik, the Cthulu version?

   :cry:

2. lx says:

   13 years ago at 12:27 pm

   

3. c0nsumer says:

   13 years ago at 12:36 pm

   It's almost like a Fleshlight.

4. dossy says:

   13 years ago at 12:36 pm

   Wait, is that vagina dentata?

   • n_o_m_i_c says:

     13 years ago at 12:55 pm

     I knew someone would have mentioned it already.

     • dossy says:

       13 years ago at 1:00 pm

       I see a few p'shop'ed pictures in the near future, mashing up the Promachoteuthis sulcus and some porn. Tentacle porn, indeed.

       • benediktus says:

         13 years ago at 1:16 pm

         throw in some goatse for the win....

5. yosh says:

   13 years ago at 12:42 pm

   I am both repulsed and transfixed by that maw.

   However if I stare at it too long all I can think is:
   "Dentata"

   *shudder*

6. twiin says:

   13 years ago at 1:03 pm

   That photo makes my stomach all funny.

7. nightrider says:

   13 years ago at 1:21 pm

   Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately has visions of this thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."

   • ahruman says:

     13 years ago at 2:14 pm

     You're not.

     Oh, how I wish you were. But you're not.

8. autopope says:

   13 years ago at 2:08 pm

   Bow down before your new toothsome overlords!

   • chronovore says:

     13 years ago at 12:37 am

     Why am i not surprised /you/ are the first to LJ icon this horrid thing?

9. ammutbite says:

   13 years ago at 3:39 pm

   Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

   • xenogram says:

     13 years ago at 3:50 pm

     Ia! Ia!

10. infrogmation says:

    13 years ago at 3:42 pm

    the only squid that goes to the orthodontist...

11. fastfwd says:

    13 years ago at 3:56 pm

    And I for one welcome our, uh...promaco-whosis...

    You know, actually, I can see that thing in a top hat and tails mimicking Michigan J. Frog's "Hello mah honey, hello mah babyyy, hello mah ragtime gallll..."

    In fact, now I can't see it any other way.

    • nightrider says:

      13 years ago at 1:08 pm

      Then my work here is done.

12. kencf0618 says:

    13 years ago at 3:56 pm

    Computer hardware, like an erect penis, remains erect so long as you don't fuck with it.

    That said, I'll get some dental floss for the foreplay now...

13. _nicolai_ says:

    13 years ago at 5:07 pm

    Already (almost) available in plush form.
    Combine the availability of a plush form with the fleshlight similarity above!

14. ex_sonjaaa says:

    13 years ago at 2:12 am

    I blogged about futuristic human-computer interface for you today:

    http://sonjaaa.livejournal.com/486199.html

15. stu_hacking says:

    13 years ago at 7:29 am

    

    "Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. "

16. saltation_lj says:

    13 years ago at 7:01 pm

    and so are all the google hits thereof...

    hail chthulhu!