monster raving loony of the week

This one is pretty special. I left in all the top-quoting and Hotmail-added spam signatures because I find that they only increase the comedy.

"Make your little one a shining star! Shine on!"


From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 1, 2007 1:44:51 AM PDT
To: <shipley@dis.org>, <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: Kim Pearce???

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! - you worthless fucking retards..

Help me apply the socio-economic principles of burning man to the situation in Jerusalem... if you can.. and that might start to implement the kind of change you have been fantasizing about

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From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 3, 2007 10:55:12 AM PDT
To: <jwz@jwz.org>, <shipley@dis.org>
Subject: Born In Hell

Raised In Heaven...

they were 'toga before they were burners..

FUCK YOU

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From: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
Date: September 4, 2007 8:32:51 PM PDT
To: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???

Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is Kim Pearce? Go away.

From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 9, 2007 12:29:08 PM PDT
To: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: RE: Kim Pearce???

fuck you douchebag

From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2007 20:32:51 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is Kim Pearce? Go away.

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From: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
Date: September 9, 2007 12:31:27 PM PDT
To: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???

On Sep 9, 2007, at 12:29 PM, Danielle Pinn wrote:

fuck you douchebag

From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2007 20:32:51 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is Kim Pearce? Go away.

Kick back and relax with hot games and cool activities at the Messenger Café. Play now!

I find your ideas fascinating, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Please, tell me more! Your scintillating wit burns like the sun!

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From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 9, 2007 6:21:36 PM PDT
To: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: RE: Kim Pearce???

ur the bigest poser on the face of the earth and anyone who has 2 IQ points to rub together knows it

From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2007 12:31:27 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

On Sep 9, 2007, at 12:29 PM, Danielle Pinn wrote:

fuck you douchebag
From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2007 20:32:51 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is Kim Pearce? Go away.

Kick back and relax with hot games and cool activities at the Messenger Café. Play now!

I find your ideas fascinating, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Please, tell me more! Your scintillating wit burns like the sun!

--
Jamie Zawinski jwz@jwz.org http://www.jwz.org/
jwz@dnalounge.com http://www.dnalounge.com/
http://jwz.livejournal.com/

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From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 12, 2007 11:47:24 AM PDT
To: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: RE: Kim Pearce???

i know the difference between intelligence and counter-intelligence

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3448829,00.html

and i don't need to hack into any fucking database to know what the bastards are thinking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Office_of_Special_Investigations

you can be as much of a smart ass as you want - it doesn't change the fact that I know the truth - i don't bother with you much because your skill set is too weak to be of much use to me

From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2007 12:31:27 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

On Sep 9, 2007, at 12:29 PM, Danielle Pinn wrote:

fuck you douchebag
From: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Re: Kim Pearce???
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2007 20:32:51 -0700
To: last_one_alive@hotmail.com

Who the fuck are you and who the fuck is Kim Pearce? Go away.

Kick back and relax with hot games and cool activities at the Messenger Café. Play now!

I find your ideas fascinating, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Please, tell me more! Your scintillating wit burns like the sun!

--
Jamie Zawinski jwz@jwz.org http://www.jwz.org/
jwz@dnalounge.com http://www.dnalounge.com/
http://jwz.livejournal.com/

Make your little one a shining star! Shine on!

From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 12, 2007 12:00:28 PM PDT
To: <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: What They're Thinking

...and what they're thinking is that nuking Iran in the near future isn't going to go down well with the american public - so plan B is to have Israel start a conflict with Syria and they can use that to point fingers at N Korea and Iran and use that propoganda to justify further action...

Make your little one a shining star! Shine on!

From: Danielle Pinn <last_one_alive@hotmail.com>
Date: September 12, 2007 12:12:48 PM PDT
To: <jwz@jwz.org>
Subject: Repeating the Offer

...so it might be a good idea on your part to dig up someone who's interested in going to China and developing some connections...

From: byar260@comcast.net
To: svbn@west-point.org
Subject: svbn: Staff Requirements - Consulting, Software, China
Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:11:32 +0000

Here is short term opportunity for someone with the correct Microsoft software skill sets, and a current passport, to so some consulting in Beijing China for several weeks. If you have the skill sets required or know someone that does please contact Landon Lack at llack@capitisint.com in Beijing.

Good Hunting,

Raymond

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Hi Raymond,

I am in dire need of someone with the following skill sets who is interested in a two week+ working vacation in Beijing, China. If you wouldn't mind letting folks in your respective networks know, I'd appreciate it. If we can identify a grad, that would be awesome. Our company is founded by USMA grads and has GEN Alexander Haig, Jr. on our advisory board.

Thanks, Landon

The experience we are looking for is someone that is very senior on the Microsoft Platform:
We are running a Complete Microsoft Stack:
Windows 2003
Windows Storage Server 2003
SQL Server
Axapta (MicrosoftÂ's ERP Solution)
SharePoint
And finally Enterprise Portal

What we need is someone that understands the details of integration across this platform.
This candidate's talents would include AD/Domain user experience (deep knowledge of Group Policy Editor and related components against a RADIUS authentication model)! at a s enior level combined with a rich background in integrating Microsoft Components in a fashion similar to ours.

The specific tasks this job will be associated in the short term are: Configuring Windows Storage Server 2003 to enable access to SQL Server by our AX Server
Creating detailed ACL implementation for AD/Domain accounts for necessary logins which pass through our perimeter RADIUS Slightly, longer-term:
Drive the creation of ISO17799/NSA-SNAC compliant secure and stable operating foot-prints for the environment
End

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19 Responses:

  1. g_na says:

    Crazy? Yes. But I have to admit my first reaction to seeing the header was, "Pete Shipley? Ewwwww."

  2. rane500 says:

    Uhh...what?

    I guess your e-mail address came up on the Random Insane Harassment Dartboard. Still, I'm almost curious as to what originating thought in their head caused that initial mail.

  3. zonereyrie says:

    But what about the COSMOSPHERES?

  4. loic says:

    Wow, Live.com is great!

  5. baconmonkey says:

    why was RMS not included in that rant?

  6. line_noise says:

    Heh:

    Google Search: Kim Pearce

    Google Error

    We're sorry...

    ... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.

  7. dojothemouse says:

    When did Burning Man get principles?

  8. ghosthacked says:

    Could this have been a bot?

  9. rbradakis says:

    I want onto the raving nutbag mailing list!

    Subscribe!

  10. kap_ says:

    That's probably the kind of stuff Trinity said to Neo before getting him out of the Matrix. I guess they had to make cuts somewhere.

  11. antifuchs says:

    Maybe the messages make sense if you spot the hidden words.

  12. lizn1 says:

    well the job req at the end looks like it was copied from a valid West Point society mailing list: svbn@west-point.org

    Anyone want to submit their ressy and see what happens?