today's tip

14 years ago

Previously, previously. Also.

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32 Responses:

  1. ultranurd says:
    14 years ago at 11:44 am

    If there's one thing I've learned from Van Damme movies, it's that if you touch your duplicate in anyway, you both get erased from existence.
  2. crasch says:
    14 years ago at 11:50 am

    Sigh. Hindsight is always 20/20.
  3. nightskywarlock says:
    14 years ago at 12:03 pm

    re: 'Also' - links to PLIF comics don't tend to work. you need to feed it to the wayback machine and get a link something like http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc263.gif
  4. unwoman says:
    14 years ago at 12:08 pm

    I'd fuck me!
  5. taffer says:
    14 years ago at 12:10 pm

    "I'd fuck me so hard..."
  6. sidepocket_pro says:
    14 years ago at 12:11 pm

    I am still trying to figure out how they are having sex with their pants on...
  7. temp_revenge says:
    14 years ago at 12:22 pm

    That's how I got super AIDS.
  8. amanderpanderer says:
    14 years ago at 12:39 pm

    Oh, thank god, questioning the morality of this has left us haunted and disturbed.
    One question: are the pants required? Is that part of what makes it okay? Both of me would love to know.

    (obligatory: "I'd fuck me so hard")
    • jwz says:
      14 years ago at 12:43 pm

      Those aren't ordinary pants, they seem to be strapped together. They are some kind of pervo-sex-pants.
      • amanderpanderer says:
        14 years ago at 1:10 pm

        Pervo-sex-pants in royal blue? Where does one buy those, JC Penny's? I thought the top was just sporting a sweet strap-on over that smart pair of vibrant blue slacks like someone's Oma would wear.

        Taking it from behind without taking the pants off...that's gonna chafe (hardcore, man)!
      • flipping_hades says:
        14 years ago at 1:30 pm

        Notice that the bottom's legs appear to be going through the top's legs -- that's Kitty Pryde!
  9. artlung says:
    14 years ago at 1:05 pm

    Dear Us,
    Please stop exploring our sexuality.
    It really freaks us out.
  10. tjcrowley says:
    14 years ago at 1:57 pm
  11. lordshell says:
    14 years ago at 2:13 pm

    All my doppleganger wanted after sex was cab fair.

    'Course I killed him, anyway.

    Cab fair? Freeloading fucker.
    • grumpy_sysadmin says:
      14 years ago at 6:22 pm

      I figured it was a typo the first time, but when you used it twice, I went ahead and googled "cab fair". Clearly, you meant that your doppelgänger was concerned about social disparities in taxi pickup behavior, like this, right?
  12. luvcraft says:
    14 years ago at 2:19 pm

    You get ALL of the points for linking to the PLIF comic. :)
  13. redshrike says:
    14 years ago at 2:51 pm

    aaaaaaaand now i have schaffer the darklord's "clonefucker" glued into my head.
  14. gutbloom says:
    14 years ago at 5:45 pm

    Me: Do you want to have sex?
    Me2: No, I don't feel like it.
    Me: You don't feel like having sex or you want to have sex but not with me?
    Me2: It's not you. I just don't want to have sex.
    Me: How is it possible that I have less libido than myself? This is the exactly the situation I was trying to avoid when I went to the cloning park.
    Me2: I think I'm going to read for a while then go to bed.
    Me: Aha! Just what I thought! You're not me. Why would I want to read when I could watch TV and eat yodels? What have you done to me?
  15. whizard says:
    14 years ago at 1:31 pm

    The Man Who Folded Himself,/i> by David Gerrold, at some point explores whether having sex with himself is homosexual sex or simply masturbation.

    http://www.gerrold.com/fiction-folded/page.htm
  16. lonita says:
    14 years ago at 4:11 pm

    I've got a pervert doppelganger
    He came from over the sea
    He hangs around doing sexual crimes
    And the blame is getting pinned on me
    The blame is getting pinned on me

    - Momus

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