jwz: today's tip

today's tip

13 years ago

Previously, previously. Also.

Tags: perversions, robots

Current Music: Duran Duran -- My Own Way (Night Version) ♬

32 Responses:

ultranurd says:

13 years ago at 11:44 am

If there's one thing I've learned from Van Damme movies, it's that if you touch your duplicate in anyway, you both get erased from existence.
crasch says:

13 years ago at 11:50 am

Sigh. Hindsight is always 20/20.
nightskywarlock says:

13 years ago at 12:03 pm

re: 'Also' - links to PLIF comics don't tend to work. you need to feed it to the wayback machine and get a link something like http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc263.gif
- jwz says:
  
  13 years ago at 12:12 pm
  
  The PLIF link works fine for me.
  - duskwuff says:
    
    13 years ago at 12:21 pm
    
    It appears to be referer-based. When I clicked the link, I got a 20x20 white JPEG.
    - jwz says:
      
      13 years ago at 12:35 pm
      
      I tested it with wget from the command line, no referer. Worked fine.
      - nightskywarlock says:
        
        13 years ago at 3:46 pm
        
        try going to another computer, even within the same network. it might be a cookie thing or something; i dunno. i had the same thing happen to me recently.
        
        lord_knusper says:
        
        13 years ago at 4:03 am
        
        it seems like plif indeed sets a cookie when there's a referer, and afterwards refuses to show the comic. wget works for me, copy-pasting the link in a browser too, but as soon as I click jwz's link I only get the white thing.
    - crackmonkey says:
      
      13 years ago at 1:10 pm
      
      Same here. I think JWZ is the only target audience for the JWZ blog anyway.
unwoman says:

13 years ago at 12:08 pm

I'd fuck me!
taffer says:

13 years ago at 12:10 pm

"I'd fuck me so hard..."
sidepocket_pro says:

13 years ago at 12:11 pm

I am still trying to figure out how they are having sex with their pants on...
- crasch says:
  
  13 years ago at 3:43 pm
  
  Clearly, you were never a Mormon teenager.
  - sidepocket_pro says:
    
    13 years ago at 3:49 pm
    
    Proud of it too. :D
temp_revenge says:

13 years ago at 12:22 pm

That's how I got super AIDS.
amanderpanderer says:

13 years ago at 12:39 pm

Oh, thank god, questioning the morality of this has left us haunted and disturbed.
One question: are the pants required? Is that part of what makes it okay? Both of me would love to know.

(obligatory: "I'd fuck me so hard")
- jwz says:
  
  13 years ago at 12:43 pm
  
  Those aren't ordinary pants, they seem to be strapped together. They are some kind of pervo-sex-pants.
  - amanderpanderer says:
    
    13 years ago at 1:10 pm
    
    Pervo-sex-pants in royal blue? Where does one buy those, JC Penny's? I thought the top was just sporting a sweet strap-on over that smart pair of vibrant blue slacks like someone's Oma would wear.
    
    Taking it from behind without taking the pants off...that's gonna chafe (hardcore, man)!
  - flipping_hades says:
    
    13 years ago at 1:30 pm
    
    Notice that the bottom's legs appear to be going through the top's legs -- that's Kitty Pryde!
artlung says:

13 years ago at 1:05 pm

Dear Us,
Please stop exploring our sexuality.
It really freaks us out.
- duskwuff says:
  
  13 years ago at 1:34 pm
  
  Now I'm imagining the King of All Cosmos (cf. Katamari Damacy) saying that, which is a really disturbing thought.
tjcrowley says:

13 years ago at 1:57 pm
lordshell says:

13 years ago at 2:13 pm

All my doppleganger wanted after sex was cab fair.

'Course I killed him, anyway.

Cab fair? Freeloading fucker.
- grumpy_sysadmin says:
  
  13 years ago at 6:22 pm
  
  I figured it was a typo the first time, but when you used it twice, I went ahead and googled "cab fair". Clearly, you meant that your doppelgÃ¤nger was concerned about social disparities in taxi pickup behavior, like this, right?
  - lordshell says:
    
    13 years ago at 2:56 am
    
    That's some of the most well-researched sarcasm about a typo I've ever seen. Congrats.
luvcraft says:

13 years ago at 2:19 pm

You get ALL of the points for linking to the PLIF comic. :)
redshrike says:

13 years ago at 2:51 pm

aaaaaaaand now i have schaffer the darklord's "clonefucker" glued into my head.
gutbloom says:

13 years ago at 5:45 pm

Me: Do you want to have sex?
Me2: No, I don't feel like it.
Me: You don't feel like having sex or you want to have sex but not with me?
Me2: It's not you. I just don't want to have sex.
Me: How is it possible that I have less libido than myself? This is the exactly the situation I was trying to avoid when I went to the cloning park.
Me2: I think I'm going to read for a while then go to bed.
Me: Aha! Just what I thought! You're not me. Why would I want to read when I could watch TV and eat yodels? What have you done to me?
whizard says:

13 years ago at 1:31 pm

The Man Who Folded Himself,/i> by David Gerrold, at some point explores whether having sex with himself is homosexual sex or simply masturbation.

http://www.gerrold.com/fiction-folded/page.htm
- spoonyfork says:
  
  13 years ago at 9:15 pm
  
  The assumption of mutual exclusivity betrays us. There is no difference.
- redleaf8 says:
  
  13 years ago at 8:07 pm
  
  Procrastination is like masterbation...
lonita says:

13 years ago at 4:11 pm

I've got a pervert doppelganger
He came from over the sea
He hangs around doing sexual crimes
And the blame is getting pinned on me
The blame is getting pinned on me

- Momus