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Previously
If there's one thing I've learned from Van Damme movies, it's that if you touch your duplicate in anyway, you both get erased from existence.
Sigh. Hindsight is always 20/20.
re: 'Also' - links to PLIF comics don't tend to work. you need to feed it to the wayback machine and get a link something like http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc263.gif
The PLIF link works fine for me.
It appears to be referer-based. When I clicked the link, I got a 20x20 white JPEG.
I tested it with wget from the command line, no referer. Worked fine.
try going to another computer, even within the same network. it might be a cookie thing or something; i dunno. i had the same thing happen to me recently.
it seems like plif indeed sets a cookie when there's a referer, and afterwards refuses to show the comic. wget works for me, copy-pasting the link in a browser too, but as soon as I click jwz's link I only get the white thing.
Same here. I think JWZ is the only target audience for the JWZ blog anyway.
I'd fuck me!
"I'd fuck me so hard..."
I am still trying to figure out how they are having sex with their pants on...
Clearly, you were never a Mormon teenager.
Proud of it too. :D
That's how I got super AIDS.
Oh, thank god, questioning the morality of this has left us haunted and disturbed.
One question: are the pants required? Is that part of what makes it okay? Both of me would love to know.
(obligatory: "I'd fuck me so hard")
Those aren't ordinary pants, they seem to be strapped together. They are some kind of pervo-sex-pants.
Pervo-sex-pants in royal blue? Where does one buy those, JC Penny's? I thought the top was just sporting a sweet strap-on over that smart pair of vibrant blue slacks like someone's Oma would wear.
Taking it from behind without taking the pants off...that's gonna chafe (hardcore, man)!
Notice that the bottom's legs appear to be going through the top's legs -- that's Kitty Pryde!
Dear Us,
Please stop exploring our sexuality.
It really freaks us out.
Now I'm imagining the King of All Cosmos (cf. Katamari Damacy) saying that, which is a really disturbing thought.
All my doppleganger wanted after sex was cab fair.
'Course I killed him, anyway.
Cab fair? Freeloading fucker.
I figured it was a typo the first time, but when you used it twice, I went ahead and googled "cab fair". Clearly, you meant that your doppelgänger was concerned about social disparities in taxi pickup behavior, like this, right?
That's some of the most well-researched sarcasm about a typo I've ever seen. Congrats.
You get ALL of the points for linking to the PLIF comic. :)
aaaaaaaand now i have schaffer the darklord's "clonefucker" glued into my head.
Me: Do you want to have sex?
Me2: No, I don't feel like it.
Me: You don't feel like having sex or you want to have sex but not with me?
Me2: It's not you. I just don't want to have sex.
Me: How is it possible that I have less libido than myself? This is the exactly the situation I was trying to avoid when I went to the cloning park.
Me2: I think I'm going to read for a while then go to bed.
Me: Aha! Just what I thought! You're not me. Why would I want to read when I could watch TV and eat yodels? What have you done to me?
The Man Who Folded Himself,/i> by David Gerrold, at some point explores whether having sex with himself is homosexual sex or simply masturbation.
http://www.gerrold.com/fiction-folded/page.htm
The assumption of mutual exclusivity betrays us. There is no difference.
Procrastination is like masterbation...
I've got a pervert doppelganger
He came from over the sea
He hangs around doing sexual crimes
And the blame is getting pinned on me
The blame is getting pinned on me
- Momus