my understanding is that this works

"I will trade you records if you hang out with me and you are female"
Date: 2007-07-07, 4:49PM EDT

tell me about who you are send pic

hang out with me nice guy white male

in astoria
i will give you 10 lps for an hour and 1/2 of hanging out
i will give you 15 lps for a massage no guys just female only
rock lps mostly dont ask for list come here and look through it you wont get any free ones for looking through them only for hanging out

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18 Responses:

  1. fu3dotorg says:

    What a nice glimpse onto the entrepreneurmanship of the Neanderthal, punctuation-defilic overlords that be.

    - Coffee C*nt (s.f. bayarea)

    • phoenixredux says:

      Wow. If only there was a "Worst of Craigslist" category. That writer is a horrible person. Whatever happened to charity and compassion for your fellow man, even if that "fellow man" is an ignorant chick who can't order a cup of coffee properly? Would a bit of patience hurt anybody?

      It just seems so silly and petty. In no way is he making the world a better place to live by acting like a sociopath and then looking for kudos by posting about it on Craigslist.

      These are exactly the sort of people that are going to bring about the Grim Meathook Future. Is there nothing that can be done to stop them?

      • Yes, that's exactly what we should do, give "charity and compassion" to those who absolutely EXPECT that we should do just that and believe the world revolves around them. How about being courteous and polite to your fellow man? Oh wait, I forgot. Courtesy isn't the "in" thing's all about making sure you're on top of the status pile with all your charity.

      • fu3dotorg says:

        Yes, hot-beveraging people isn't cool.
        (No, can't be stopped; Grim Meathook Express..)


    • that was great! :)

  2. ammonoid says:

    Considering that most lps cost like $1 in the used bin, this is like asking for a hour massage for $15. What a tool. Just pay for it like everyone else!

  3. mc_kingfish says:

    I think it's great that Cookie Monster is dating again.

  4. lifelike001 says:

    im assuming thered be some kind of correspondence between the ages of both the lps and the ladies.

  5. bitpuddle says:

    Astoria is way to far to go for 15 lps.

  6. jimm3uller says:

    Wow. Well. This is 2007, so the value of 15 random used-but-beloved rock lps dollars?