I just like saying "zombie bukkake"

The Unporny Valley:

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Update: Longer video here, with footage of him typing at 2:08 and 3:39.

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These are amazingly twisted:

Lots more here.

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DNA Lounge: Wherein are presented photos of The Event Which Shall Not Be Named.

Photos are up of Chocolate Syrup Wrestling, or as some call it, Future Yeast Infections of America. I don't have anything clever to say about it this time that I didn't say last time, so why don't you just go read that.

I can't wait to read the web server statistics next month... you may recall that the 2005 incarnation of this event had an effect that was non-negligible.

Last time, the club smelled like rotting milk for close to three months after the event, because the chocolate went down the drains, turned to glue, and then the milk in it rotted. It was truly foul. No amount of cleaning product would make it go away; I think we ended up having the drains snaked out from the street.

My henchmen assure me that there is a Plan this time, and that Everything Will Be Fine.

One of the girls had dreadlocks. Think about that.

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new from Wonka DietTech:

Jelly Belly:

Italian scientists are testing a new diet pill that turns into a clear, gelatinous blob the size of a tennis ball that may help shrink waistlines by giving dieters a sense of satiety.

"The effect is like eating a nice plate of pasta," said Luigi Ambrosio, lead researcher on the project.

The unnamed pill is made from a cellulose compound of hydrogel, a material that's powdery when dry but plumps up to a cousin of Jell-O when wet. The gel can soak up to 1,000 times its weight. A gram in capsule form quickly balloons from the size of a spit wad to a ball that holds nearly a liter of liquid.

Let's recap:

Exhibit A:
A Nice Plate of Pasta.

Exhibit B:
Happy Fun Ball.

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Current Music: L7 -- Diet Pill ♬

utterly groovy bubble house

I will be requiring a house like this. I just would not feel right inviting Derek Flint, Diabolik and Barbarella over for cocktails without a pad of at least this level of swankness.
Maison Bulle:

Update: Here's the official site, with more pictures: Palais Bulles. (It seems that Maison Bulle is a different house entirely.)

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human cheese

This is, apparently, why there is no Monkey Butter:
I waited, and waited, and waited, no curdle was formed although the milk turned a bit more yellow. So I added more lemon juice, this is what I usually do if the cow milk does not curdle. I added and added and added more lemon juice until I ran out of lemons, and I stirred and stirred and stirred, but the milk stood still.
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The Art of Wikigroaning
The premise is quite simple. First, find a useful Wikipedia article that normal people might read. For example, the article called "Knight." Then, find a somehow similar article that is longer, but at the same time, useless to a very large fraction of the population. In this case, we'll go with "Jedi Knight." Open both of the links and compare the lengths of the two articles. Compare not only that, but how well concepts are explored, and the greater professionalism with which the longer article was likely created. Are you looking yet? Get a good, long look. Yeah. Yeeaaah, we know, but that is just the tip of the iceberg. (We're calling it Wikigroaning for a reason.) The next step is to find your own article pair and share it with your friends, who will usually look for their own pairs and you end up spending a good hour or two in a groaning arms race. The game ends after that, usually without any clear winners... but hey, it beats doing work.

Modern warfare     Lightsaber combat
Prime numberOptimus Prime
Civil warCivil War (comic book)
Gray's AnatomyGrey's Anatomy
Raphael (archangel)Raphael (ninja turtle)
Citizen KaneClerks 2
Vulcan (mythology)Pon Farr
John LockeJohn Locke (Lost)
Category:American philosphers List of big-bust models and performers
Women's suffrage List of fictional gynoids and female cyborgs

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Prime numberOptimus Prime
GirlfriendVideo games
Civil warCivil War (comic book)
MarriageMarried... With Children
Family (biology)Family Guy
Half-lifeHalf-Life 2
ArmageddonArmageddon (film)
ApocalypseResident Evil: Apocalypse
Gray's AnatomyGrey's Anatomy
Debate Comparison of Battlestar Galactica (1978) and (2003)
Raphael (archangel)Raphael (ninja turtle)
Pam Beesly
The Office (US)
Citizen KaneClerks 2
Henry VIII (play)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
GodKevin Smith
Anger managementLimit break
NirvanaNirvana (band)
Japanese mythologyJapanese toilet
UniverseTransformers: Universe
Vulcan (mythology)Pon Farr
St. Francis XavierProfessor X
John LockeJohn Locke (Lost)
Real lifeSecond Life
DatingInternet dating
Jet Propulsion LabratoryBlack Mesa research facility
HammurabiEmperor Palpatine
Outer spaceStar Wars
Eau de CologneCologne (anime character)
ShampooShampoo (Ranma 1/2)
KnuckleKnuckles the Echidna
SportsChronic fatigue syndrome
Category:American philosphers List of big-bust models and performers
Civil warDominion War
Marine (military)Imperial stormtrooper
Normality (behavior)Furry fandom
Buzz AldrinJean-Luc Picard
LatinKlingon language
Ash WednesdayAsh Ketchum
Battle of OkinawaInuYasha (character)
CosmosSailor Cosmos
Trail of TearsTears for Fears
Medical doctorDoctor Doom
ArchaeologyIndiana Jones
AdultAdult Swim
DwarfismSmall Soldiers
U.S. Dept. of Homeland SecurityHomestar Runner
RealityThe Matrix
ThunderstormStorm (Marvel comics)
Wall Street crash of 1929Video game crash of 1983
CultureNeon Genesis Evangelion
Rosetta stoneRose Tyler
Magic (paranormal)Magic: The Gathering
List of animal namesList of Pokemon
Astronomy List of changes in Star Wars re-releases
FictionFan fiction
Fan fiction terminology
List of conflicts in the Middle EastList of furry role-playing games
NightmareNightmare (Kirby)
Bachelor partyLAN party
Bachelor Party (Angel episode)
Diamond cuttingDiamond Cutter
Mars (mythology)
Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter
Veronica Mars
Women's suffrage List of fictional gynoids and female cyborgs
Cave paintingsLolicon
Military tacticsFinal Fantasy Tactics
Home improvementHome Improvement
List of people who have disappearedCharacters of Lost
Apollo 11Johnny_5
Base (mathematics)
Base (topology)
Base (group theory)
Base (chemistry)
Base pair
Military base
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Picture Kill Advisory: Google Crackdown Begins!

Oh my, what don't they want us to see?

It appears to be... THE MAN!

If you back up a little and zoom in,
you can see what they have redacted:

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Aubrey de Grey

Interesting Aubrey de Grey talk on life extension:

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