I just like saying "zombie bukkake"
Jam
DNA Lounge: Wherein are presented photos of The Event Which Shall Not Be Named.
Photos are up of Chocolate Syrup Wrestling, or as some call it, Future Yeast Infections of America. I don't have anything clever to say about it this time that I didn't say last time, so why don't you just go read that. I can't wait to read the web server statistics next month... you may recall that the 2005 incarnation of this event had an effect that was non-negligible.
Last time, the club smelled like rotting milk for close to three months after the event, because the chocolate went down the drains, turned to glue, and then the milk in it rotted. It was truly foul. No amount of cleaning product would make it go away; I think we ended up having the drains snaked out from the street.
My henchmen assure me that there is a Plan this time, and that Everything Will Be Fine.
One of the girls had dreadlocks. Think about that.
new from Wonka DietTech:
Jelly Belly: Italian scientists are testing a new diet pill that turns into a clear, gelatinous blob the size of a tennis ball that may help shrink waistlines by giving dieters a sense of satiety.
"The effect is like eating a nice plate of pasta," said Luigi Ambrosio, lead researcher on the project.
The unnamed pill is made from a cellulose compound of hydrogel, a material that's powdery when dry but plumps up to a cousin of Jell-O when wet. The gel can soak up to 1,000 times its weight. A gram in capsule form quickly balloons from the size of a spit wad to a ball that holds nearly a liter of liquid.
Let's recap:
A Nice Plate of Pasta.
Happy Fun Ball.
utterly groovy bubble house
Update: Here's the official site, with more pictures: Palais Bulles. (It seems that Maison Bulle is a different house entirely.)
human cheese
I waited, and waited, and waited, no curdle was formed although the milk turned a bit more yellow. So I added more lemon juice, this is what I usually do if the cow milk does not curdle. I added and added and added more lemon juice until I ran out of lemons, and I stirred and stirred and stirred, but the milk stood still.
Wikigroaning
The premise is quite simple. First, find a useful Wikipedia article that normal people might read. For example, the article called "Knight." Then, find a somehow similar article that is longer, but at the same time, useless to a very large fraction of the population. In this case, we'll go with "Jedi Knight." Open both of the links and compare the lengths of the two articles. Compare not only that, but how well concepts are explored, and the greater professionalism with which the longer article was likely created. Are you looking yet? Get a good, long look. Yeah. Yeeaaah, we know, but that is just the tip of the iceberg. (We're calling it Wikigroaning for a reason.) The next step is to find your own article pair and share it with your friends, who will usually look for their own pairs and you end up spending a good hour or two in a groaning arms race. The game ends after that, usually without any clear winners... but hey, it beats doing work.
<LJ-CUT text=" --More--(17%) ">
Picture Kill Advisory: Google Crackdown Begins!
It appears to be... THE MAN!
If you back up a little and zoom in,
you can see what they have redacted:
Aubrey de Grey
