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Oh yeah, and where are the MEAT bunny pictures, eh?
sleestaks were the first mortal fear i ever overcame.
One of the worst nightmares I have ever had involved me being chased by sleestaks through a long dark tunnel. I had to be, what, four years old?
I still get a shudder when I think about it.
Do not push them too much, otherwise 2009 will be the year of the Land of the Lost live action movie remake. Studio Exec: "Just combine Jurassic Park with Predator! It'll make millions!"
You probably thought you were joking.
This is why the 21st century is so fucking terrific. Had this been a face to face conversation, I would have merely dismissed you with a "yeah, right, you know how I know it's bullshit? Will Ferrell." But your ability to cite sources almost immediately enables me to rapidly switch from denial to abject horror to disdain to depression, all within the span of three content-management-system-induced seconds.
What a perfect response. I'm framing that.
They're only here to ask you to switch to Geico.
Naturally I couldn't find Dr. Steel's Land of the Lost on YouTube, and I was too much of a pussy to post a link to the MP3 here.