Previously, previously, previously.
I don't know which is more disturbing. The device above or the linked fact that I will be the first one in 2 out of 3 posts to be the first one to comment on anything related to penis dysmorphia.
Hi-tech penis extenderenlarger!
I find your comment fascinating and insightful.
Strangely enough, not available at Mr. S.
That's just wrong. He isn't even wearing mirror-shades.
What I find most amusing about this is that there is also a company ( http://www.extensys.com ) that creates:
"solutions for industrial real time computing environments. Using 'best of breed' products and our many years of experience, we assist our clients in creating practical, affordable real time systems."
ExtenSys - Engineering the Edge!
And there's always Extensis, for all your font and image serving needs.
I have no doubt they're all actually the same company.
"Pushing Back The Foreskin Of Technology"
Satisfied customer, but already noted, "Previously..."
"90% of women prefer a bigger penis"
and who are those other 10%, and what do they prefer?
They asked the genie for a twelve inch pianist.
"The penis should be flaccid for better results."
Turn the dial
Does this one go to eleven?
The site for this product should really have video.
From the department of "penis enlargement device or BDSM toy?", we bring you...
And not just in the literal sense... the Amazon link is a fake, and the phone number goes to a residence where they don't know anything about Extensys Labs.
Wow, if that's a fake, it's a pretty elaborate one. I wonder what the device really is; if those aren't photographs of something, they're really well done.
My insufficiently-dirty mind thought that the device was some sort of artificial vertebrae.
You are not alone.
I must not be reading enough smut these days.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm not sure which is funnier here, that jwz was tricked by a (very well done) fake, or that you called them after trying to hit Amazon for it...
For those times when it takes more than a noble spirit to embiggen the smallest man...
with all this penis stuffi figured you just had to see this one - if you haven't already
gee, you didn't mean the drink...
i suppose the drink could be added for lubrication...
I must be jaded, but the thing that bothered me most about that was the appalling nail polish color. Besides, I'd assume that most fetishists would prefer to choose the polish color themselves to best fit their desires. The calf is also a bit too short to be able to support socks, stockings, or any other foot coverings that the fetishist might desire to apply to it and I'm pretty certain you couldn't fit in into that many shoes.
I could be wrong though, I'm not a foot fetishist myself, but overall it just strikes me like someone outside the community developed this without any thought for what the target market would really want assuming that "hey, they like feet and fucking so why not slap a vagina on a foot?"
Still, that polish makes it seem like these feet belonged to some cheap bimbo.
i couldn't find where the nail polish color would be chosen though i did notice that there were 2 shown.
most of the foot fetish producers i've worked with prefer pink or more often red.
the foot is supposed to be a size 6. so they'd be fine for fitting into my shoes (i'm a 6.5 US). i could probably shove em into my fetish ballet heels.
well, probably, if i actually wanted a pair.which i don't.i'm pretty sure.
considering that the Stockroom is selling this, i'm pretty sure that they're either just taking a chance or might have actually had inquiries into this sort of thing. they're not usually that off with the products they sell. (they're not always that on either though.