Franky Stylez Catch Phrase: "I am about to Get Sick Wit It" and "Touch It"
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"Club It Up". I really want to know -- or maybe I don't -- why these pictures are titled "Club DNA".
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Current Music: Devo 2.0 -- Beautiful World ♬
You mean that I haven't seen these fellows at the DNA Lounge? They look like Industrial music fans!
We all want to know when the Underwear party was.
And may i say that those fake tans are amongst the most fetching in the Western Hemisphere.
>And may i say that those fake tans are amongst the most fetching in the Western Hemisphere.
I barely restrained myself from making a comment about them going in "black face."
Until now, that is.:-)
Exactly what I was thinking.
Yep. "When did that fad catch on in America?" Then I remembered all the Italians where I used to live...
That's a racist statement against those dead women who come down off the mountain and steal children.
Or something like that. (I may have mucked up the legend a little.)
Now I'm envisioning ganguro minstrel shows.
God, I can't wait until that's on youtube.
I'd rather see a guro minstrel show.
UR JUST JELZ HONKY-SAN
Oh my God, now that I've looked at a kogal, nothing can stop me from turning into one.
You see, I thought Minstrel shows in America were long gone, but now I see that the good old Black and White Minstrel shows are back.
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
That's the second movie I thought of...
Sex? It's difficult. I get charged up, the anti-matter starts flying, next thing you know I'm humping a chick without an ass. I shoulda just stayed home.
Ah yes. That's the kind of affected "tough guy" look used by guys who'd run home screaming if somebody's dog barked at them.
Also, I want to make a smart-ass remark like...
*"Doll Eyes" added
...but I'm not sure how many people would get the joke.:-)
I just wonder what's up with all the pouting, both from girls and (alleged) boys.
No, that's not an emo pout it's a "you know you want it" pout; too bad a still pic can't capture the requisite head bob accompaniment.
Is that collagen in your lips or are you just unhappy to see me?
Self-tanners Anonymous. And that thing with the lighter-than-your-skin-tone lipstick that bugs me so much. Aiiiii.
Seriously, she looks like she's got a cupcake growing out of her head too.
If only I could grow cupcakes from my head.... How much to you think I could sell them for?
Depends. Would they be filled with creamy lard-based frosting like the Hostess ones, or with brain meats?
Because if the latter, you could make a FORTUNE off of the zombie demographic...
So in other words, "club" is the verb and "DNA" is the object.
Replace "club" with "bleach" and maybe-
Wait, DNA is soluble in bleach right? Or was it ammonia? Must find *some* way to make sure they don't breed...
I think guns would work. And flame throwers.
that's right, nobody wants lipstick that makes the mouth look like something other than a rotated set of stimulated, inflamed labia.
When the alternative comes in colors called "ice princess", no, not particularly. I prefer labia to be non-metallic in appearance.
You clearly grew up with the wrong airbrushed robot porn.
The half-popped collar on the suit coat is especially brilliant.
"Starting the Site from scratch took long hours of work with no sleep and having no previous work with html and designing web pages seems to be pretty good site."
Also, no copy editors were harmed in the creation of this site.
I can't remember worse HTML since, oh, a long time. I'd use an alias if I'd a coded that
Apparently it takes long hours of work to install photoshop 5 and run the default gallery generator tool.
Also, I've never seen so many shitty photos in my life, aside from myspace.
I think there's a shitty club in Queens called Club DNA.
You're sure it's not in Jersey?
Greek community, eh? That explains why alot of those dudes in the photo have a familiar look about them.
I see the jacket that says 'italia' and wonder if this is a club where you must have similar dna to be a part... that dna spikes your hair, right?
When I read the part about how the site became too popular for GeoCities, I lolled out loud.
I spent quite a bit of time bouncing between NYC and Boston growing up, and these guys all look like New York / Jersey club kids. Or Queens...
Could it be this Club DNA?
25-22 34th Ave . 718-784-1822
Clubitup.com Pictures at DNA
Club DNA in Astoria Queens, Located on 28th and 34th St in the heart of the Greek community. This 2 atmosphere night club features a KTU Saturday Night ...
in the heart of the Greek community.
that would explain the abundance of what some culturally insensitive people called "fake tans".
But how the hell does that site make money? They have 8 employees, and 3 vehicles.
I guess they haven't taken to using the Mega-Pervert Lens out there yet.
Also, JWZ totally cheated, the bottom right photo is from Bliss, not DNA.
Might be personal vehicles. And they might be a front for an MDMA/cocaine/illegal Chinese super tan lotion ring
As a former resident of that area, I can guarantee you there isn't a single business in the 11103 that isn't an elaborate money-laundering scheme. Remember the scene in Half Baked where Chapelle goes in a bodega that has about two dollars of stock on the shelves? That's pretty much all of Astoria.
Also take into account that everyone working there lives with their mom for free.
These people spent time on their representative appearances to the degree that it makes them look bizarre and sort of ridiculous! Now where have I seen that before?
Ren and Stimpy Reference 4tw.
At least goths mostly try to look distinct from one another, with a common theme. These things look identical.
How do they tell each other apart? By smell?
Man, no wonder AJ Soprano wanted to kill himself.
You should get some kickass flash for the DNA Lounge website like they have on the homepage for clubitup.com. It promises to make me famous! Does the DNA lounge do that!?!
I think the DNA lounge only promises to make you drunk.
they were an intarweb meme about 3 years ago after someone spammed their pictures all over some site and made comments about how "gay" they looked. typical jersey bridge and tunnelers trying to look tough
It's strange: Virginia has the same economic relationship with DC as New Jersey has with New York, but Virginians don't crawl in like the bizarre refuse of a filthy wasteland.
At least, not like this. What gives?
Have you been to DC lately? NY has spent the past decade implementing "quality-of-life policing" precisely so the b&t crowd will feel safe.
I'm in DC every weekend visiting my boyfriend, and I'm in the process of moving there. I can assure you there's no such thing as a Virginia guido.
Taking the "pout" one step further to kissy face:
Ugly line-beard courtesy of Mr Sketch.
I can't believe there are girls somewhere that find this look attractive.
Well, refuse to.
What's with the Dragonball Z haircut?
Obviously they're all super saiyans, that's why they can get away with looking like idiots.
WHY ARE THEY ALL MAKING STUPID VOMIT/BOO-BOO FACES???
Wouldn't you if you knew you looked like that AND photos were being taken?
Let me guess.
This is somewhere in New Jersey?
Well, they're all Jerseyans, but they're in Queens.
annual meeting of the international tan in a can enthusiast society.
We rag on these photos (I think they look funny too) but click any photos at the DNA Lounge photo gallery and the people in their don't exactly look "normal" either.
'cause pink dreadlocks and plastic for hair is so normal.
Maybe true, but at least all the DNA Lounge people look like they're enjoying themselves. These people look like they're auditioning for a beatdown.
Yes, but you see, there's a difference between different and douchebag. These people have veered off the road marked douchebag and crashed into assclown ravine and are now covered in a thick film of dung (also known as self tanner).
believe it or not, you dont own the word 'dna' there is a club in queens called club dna
I know that club in queens.
DJ Go f*CK yourself is spinning there often!
Long Island, 100%.
Seriously, do people really think they look stylin with THAT much fake-tan?
Whats with the Anime hair too?
I have to admit tho, these girls look like they might know how to do some lines or something...
My personal favorite is this:
And yes, that really does say "Franky Stlyez". r0k.
"Are you guys playin' cards?"
These people look more like Indians than a bunch of white people with fake tans.