•

16 years ago
As your attorney in this matter, I stongly advise you to go outside.
Tags: ,

41 Responses:

  1. bdu says:
    16 years ago at 2:43 pm

    But the suuuuun, it burrrrrnsssses.
  2. calmingshoggoth says:
    16 years ago at 2:43 pm

    But this is bat country!
  3. loic says:
    16 years ago at 2:45 pm

    the man is keeping me down.
  4. mikesol says:
    16 years ago at 2:48 pm

    Out-wha?
  5. ralesk says:
    16 years ago at 2:52 pm

    What is this "outside" you're talking about?
  6. patrick says:
    16 years ago at 2:54 pm

    Thanks to wireless internet, I am!
    • ywwg says:
      16 years ago at 10:43 am

      No credit. You might have gotten partial credit for reading a newspaper outside, but a laptop? no way.
  7. ammutbite says:
    16 years ago at 2:56 pm

    Been there, done that....
  8. prog says:
    16 years ago at 2:57 pm

    A friend and I played Cribbage on the grass and had lunch in the sun.

    The skin of my face interprets the unfamiliar presence of Vitamin D as a viral intruder and so turns red and peels off. Whatever, skin.
  9. rivetpepsquad says:
    16 years ago at 3:09 pm

    What are you doing?
  10. flipping_hades says:
    16 years ago at 3:42 pm

    you bastard.
  11. ctakahara says:
    16 years ago at 3:43 pm

    Consider it done! Twice!
  12. mister_borogove says:
    16 years ago at 4:10 pm

    Aren't there bears 'outside'?
  13. nothings says:
    16 years ago at 4:16 pm

    current music: The Specials -- Too Hot
  14. deyo says:
    16 years ago at 4:18 pm

    My sister gave me this shirt for Christmas. My family knows my feelings about "outside" when I'm on the wrong side of the fusion reactor shielding we call Earth.
  15. ydna says:
    16 years ago at 4:33 pm

    Aye aye!
  16. westyx says:
    16 years ago at 4:46 pm

    I hates it, yes, I does.
  17. fastfwd says:
    16 years ago at 4:48 pm

    Outside what?
  18. unwoman says:
    16 years ago at 5:05 pm

    I got a sunburn from sitting outside for 30 minutes. 30 minutes! It took me 3 hours to get that burned in Maui.
  19. kencf0618 says:
    16 years ago at 5:31 pm

    I wore a boonie hat. I needed batteries. AA and AAA.
  20. vare2 says:
    16 years ago at 6:21 pm

    But my server isnt down. yet.
  21. ladykalessia says:
    16 years ago at 6:22 pm

    I drove to my interview this afternoon. As I was doing so, my car started to overheat, so on goes the heater, and down goes the window.

    My left arm, and the left half of my chest are now sunburnt. Gah.
  22. whittles says:
    16 years ago at 6:44 pm

    done and done.
    I love working in the mission on tuesdays...
  23. g_na says:
    16 years ago at 6:51 pm

    I was outside all day, working. I'm getting quite the farmer's tan :/
  24. valsmith says:
    16 years ago at 7:11 pm

    its snowing. SNOWING IN MAY!

    < shakes fist at global warming>

    V.
  25. jennaxide says:
    16 years ago at 7:31 pm

    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
  26. editer says:
    16 years ago at 10:02 pm

    The day star is scary.
  27. rsdio says:
    16 years ago at 10:03 pm

    But I'm getting my nerd on.
  28. wikkit42 says:
    16 years ago at 12:45 am

    I biked to work. And back.

    It's 6.16 miles (5830 Smoots), which is undoubtedly mundane in a proper city like SF, but in Ames, Iowa, it's enough to make people look at you funny.
  29. jace says:
    16 years ago at 2:47 am

    I'm going all the way outside to where home begins, and spending the rest of the afternoon in bed, under a full speed fan. Good day!
  30. belgand says:
    16 years ago at 4:25 am

    My neighbors, who in a horrible twist of fate have complete control over the thermostat for the entire house, still have the heat on. These people are certifiable freaks who keep the thermostat set at a solid 80 or so all the time. We had to tape up our vents and negotiate with them that there is no way in hell we're going to pay a full half of the gas bill if they're going to run the heat all night and day.

    You'd think 80 degree weather and our open windows would tell some people that you can turn the heat off, but no.
  31. _the_deuce_ says:
    16 years ago at 5:02 am

    My God, it's full of stars.
  32. greyface says:
    16 years ago at 8:29 am

    As your attorney in this matter, I strongly advise you to retain professional legal council licensed in the appropriate jurisdiction and not listen to unqualified legal hacks like me.

    Self Reference isn't funny anymore, xkcd proved it, I'm just making sure.
    • grumpy_sysadmin says:
      16 years ago at 10:29 pm

      Self reference and internal reference are different concepts. The latter, and your comment, are still funny. Oddly enough, this response? Not funny.
  33. fantasygoat says:
    16 years ago at 1:17 pm

    I'm driving the convertible to work and back every day now. My arms are sunburnt.
  34. rawdogue says:
    16 years ago at 5:50 pm

    but it's in the nineties... and then there are the snakes.

Comments are closed because this post is 16 years old.