The Acticon Neosphincter is the only implantable sphincter available for the treatment of severe fecal incontinence.
The cuff is implanted around a segment of the anal canal. When inflated, the cuff occludes the anal canal by applying circumferential pressure. The cuff opens under patient control and refills automatically following defecation.
Implanted in the soft tissue of the scrotum or labium, the control pump contains the resistor and valves needed to transfer fluid to and from the cuff. The control pump features a deactivation option so the cuff can be deflated for a prolonged period of time, as well as a septum port so fluid can be added to the system without additional surgery.
you'll find my cybernetic asshole requires extra attention today
Crimp off that turd by gently squeezing your nuts:
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That's really great. I'm glad they can do that for people. :)
me too. :)
If anything ever needed to be tagged "parts," this is it.
This is someone's total fetish.
I'd look in the .jp webspace for possible websites. That is, I'd look if I wanted to claw my own eyeballs out.
The controller goes in your scrotum?
I think this might've been designed by a woman. Maybe it's revenge for pantyhose, or IUDs, or something.
You have it wrong... gently squeezing the nuts will open the sphincter, not close it.
I don't thank you enough for your sense of humor. I just can't stop laughing. The device is amazing, and I'm sure it will help alot of people, but your headline? Priceless.
I hope I don't end up with fecal incontinence and erectile dysfunction or else I'm going to need a bigger scrotum.
If you do, I guess you'd have to be extra careful about how you squeeze your nuts to prevent embarrassment.
"Righty tighty, lefty loosey"!
That made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you, JWZ, for getting my morning off to a good start.
Jwz, I love you and I want to eat your babies.
Brings a whole new meaning to "waiting for his balls to drop."
No, hold on (cough).. scrotum or labia -- c'mon, really, there's gotta be a placement that better supports a sex life.
By the time you have both, someone will probably have developed a nifty extra scrotal pouch, then you can have 3 balls.
the reacharound machine!
that could be dangerous. . . . .
I wonder what the use of that would be. hehehe
Too bad they didn't give it a Bluetooth interface.
Yeah, except when somebody bluejacks you, you will shit in your pants. (Brownjacking?)
"Cybernetic asshole" eh? Gotta remember that the next time I want to insult somebody...
"Acticon Neosphincter" is possibly the best product name in the history of the world. Although it was slightly better when I misread it as "Action Neosphincter"...
this is the second time ive said this here but uh, you COULD just go to the toilet.
taking into account of course that i skimmed over the words 'severe fecal incontinence'.