I was all set to buy one of these, and I was looking at the picture trying to figure out whether the slots were wide enough for bagels, when someone pointed out that the skull would be over the bagel-hole.
Thats gotta be something that you could modify with a bit of soder and 15 minutes.
Besides isn't taking apart toasters something everyone is supposed to do once in their life?
I should get this for my boss. She recently burned toast and set off our halon system.
why was there a toaster in the server room?
Because the server room is also our office, and my bosses aren't so bright. (obviously, else our server room and office wouldn't be the same thing to begin with)
It's cute. We're also on a single overworked AC system that fails at least monthly. Sometimes it fails when nobody is here, and the temperatures gets over 100F.
Isn't that a fire code violation?
Which part? I'm sure they're violating all kinds of fire codes, not just with that stuff but their practices in general, storing stuff in the AC room, not having enough exits, paths that are blocked or too narrow, etc.
They believe in fixing things after they have been a problem. For example, now they are building a room for the servers and giving them their own AC with the ability to divert building AC as a backup. When someone dies in a fire, they'll fix the other violations.
it doesn't sound like a very viable work environment.
It's a library. Our department is definitely the red-headed stepchild of the entire system.
Can you even get that stuff refilled anymore? *sigh* Poor fire extinguisher system.
Amazingly you can. Cost is purported to be $10-15k, but they're going to refill it anyway.
Hrm. I bet the resolution of toast is too low to do a smaller one off-center. Maybe a radiation trefoil or hazmat symbol? Those would burn onto a bagel without as much signal loss.
Buy bagels with anus-tight bagel-holes!
Perhaps somebody could suggest to them the goatse bagel toaster.
My brain just fell APART at this suggestion.
Please, PLEASE tell me that you FOUND and did not MAKE that, Jamie.
I made it JUST FOR YOU!
You could have just bought me a DRINK (if your intent was brain damage)!
That is so awesome
it's possible you could get it to be off center on the bagel... depending on how much side to side manuevering you can do.
English muffins for teh win.
"Hey, your hole looks like death warmed over..."
/here all week//try the schmear
they also have a dethklok.
Perhaps for the club's kitchen, then.
since when am I the voice of reason? sheesh.
To see that go head to head with this: http://shop.sanrio.com/product_info.php?products_id=718 for some real heavy toast-on-toast action :)
For what it's worth, the HK toaster isn't very good for toasting (bought one for the kid). With these sorts of things you either get half of so toasted you don't want to eat it (the untoasted part is the image) or half of it all floppy and you don't want to eat it (only the image is toasted).
Uh, yeah, anyway...
... they should just burn eye & nose holes into. And teeth...
Aww, cute, it's just like my Hello Kitty toaster. If I had the space to store them, I think I'd collect cute toasters.
when someone pointed out that the skull would be over the bagel-hole.
Pretty sure that's the first time anyone has ever put those words together, in that order, ever.