Amputee Pedophile Mannequin Guitar.

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13 Responses:

  1. rzrxtion says:

    zoinks!

    *that is equal parts remarkably fokkin cool and so totally scary with extra scary*

  2. fantasygoat says:

    This would be immeasurably improved if she played herself.

    • cacepi says:

      This would be immeasurably improved if she played herself.

      Of course she does: where do you think the plug goes?

  3. baconmonkey says:

    considering that the electric guitar is most often used these day as a phallic representation, thtat's extra creepy. As Rock "matured", the playing position of the guitar shifted lower from mid-chest down to crotch level, until it settled such that the guitar neck extends right out of the reproductive region - symbolizing the projected virility and endowment of the guitarist.

    for examples of this, and it's effectivenes, one need look no further than the absinthe boy photos, and their half-the-age-of-band-members girlfriend backup singers.

  4. what is he gonna call the album? "Music in A Minor"?

  5. buz says:

    It just ain't a guitar unless it has a whammy bar.