Terror Level Ernie

A note posted in my building's lobby:

Blah blah blah blah, blah blah, and stuff.

THE MAN SERVICING THE FIRE ESCAPE WILL BE WEARING A RED SHIRT AND A RED HAT. THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!

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28 Responses:

  1. roninspoon says:

    The British are not coming.

  2. greyface says:

    I just like the idea of "a man in a red shirt and a red hat" as sufficient identification to get the spasmoids who would freak out about that sort of thing to not freak out about it.

    Also: Servicing is a pleasantly loaded word.

  3. pavel_lishin says:

    I hope his red shirt is dirty that day and he decides to wear a different color.

  4. poopsmoothie says:

    well, he'll die in the next scene.

  5. loosechanj says:

    The terrorists can post notes too, ya know.

  6. ultranurd says:

    So that means the fire escape kills him first, before being cleverly defeated by the bridge officers better paid repairmen?

  7. korgmeister says:

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOT A RED SHIRT AND A RED HAT!

    KILL! KILL!

  8. baconmonkey says:

    THE MAN BEING KILLED BY THE SCARY ALIEN WILL BE WEARING A RED SHIRT AND NO HAT. THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!

  9. baconmonkey says:

    also, holy crap, I would so take advange of that, and pay a couple crackheads to dress up in red shirts/hats and run amok.

    or maybe the man will be wearing NOTHING BUT red shirt/hat.

    THE MAN SERVICING ANNOTHER MAN ON THE FIRE ESCAPE....

    • kimberley66 says:

      "or maybe the man will be wearing NOTHING BUT red shirt/hat."

      "THE MAN SERVICING ANNOTHER MAN ON THE FIRE ESCAPE...."

      These are the exact two thoughts that ran through my head!!

  10. herbie says:

    DO NOT BE ALARMED! HE WILL NOT STEAL THE PRINCESS FROM YOU! PLEASE AVOID THROWING BARRELS!

  11. sc00ter says:

    This is when you get a bunch of your friends to come wander around your building wearing a red hat and red shirt.

  12. deathboy says:

    By Order of the Management.

  13. telecart says:

    WARNING: THIS BUILDING MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

  14. rjhatl says:

    Let's hope the terrorists don't read that and figure out that they should wear red rather than their normal blue outfits.

  15. oh_valencia says:

    Too bad it wasnt the man in the yellow hat...

  16. kimberley66 says:

    and if you add some green stripes to the shirt and a dark hat (vs red), you'd have Freddy Kruger. . . . No cause for concern there either. . . unless you are sleeping ;)

  17. lars_larsen says:

    Warning: Someone has been posting false and misleading notes in the lobby.

    - The management

  18. Santa is coming early?