Blah blah blah blah, blah blah, and stuff. THE MAN SERVICING THE FIRE ESCAPE WILL BE WEARING A RED SHIRT AND A RED HAT. THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!
THE MAN SERVICING THE FIRE ESCAPE WILL BE WEARING A RED SHIRT AND A RED HAT. THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!
The British are not coming.
I just like the idea of "a man in a red shirt and a red hat" as sufficient identification to get the spasmoids who would freak out about that sort of thing to not freak out about it.
Also: Servicing is a pleasantly loaded word.
I hope his red shirt is dirty that day and he decides to wear a different color.
I'm hoping for the Sandy Claws.
Maybe Waldo bin Laden or Fahid Kruger?
...maybe he's bringing cake and a bottle of wine.
well, he'll die in the next scene.
The terrorists can post notes too, ya know.
Machines don't fix themselves. Nor do fire escapes, apparently.
So that means the fire escape kills him first, before being cleverly defeated by the bridge officers better paid repairmen?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOT A RED SHIRT AND A RED HAT!
THE MAN BEING KILLED BY THE SCARY ALIEN WILL BE WEARING A RED SHIRT AND NO HAT. THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR CONCERN!
also, holy crap, I would so take advange of that, and pay a couple crackheads to dress up in red shirts/hats and run amok.
or maybe the man will be wearing NOTHING BUT red shirt/hat.
THE MAN SERVICING ANNOTHER MAN ON THE FIRE ESCAPE....
"or maybe the man will be wearing NOTHING BUT red shirt/hat."
"THE MAN SERVICING ANNOTHER MAN ON THE FIRE ESCAPE...."
These are the exact two thoughts that ran through my head!!
DO NOT BE ALARMED! HE WILL NOT STEAL THE PRINCESS FROM YOU! PLEASE AVOID THROWING BARRELS!
he's wearing a blue shirt.
It's true. What I'm sure <lj user=herbie> meant to reference was Super Mario:
This is when you get a bunch of your friends to come wander around your building wearing a red hat and red shirt.
red hat/shirt flash mob in front of his building?sounds fun...
By Order of the Management.
WARNING: THIS BUILDING MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
Let's hope the terrorists don't read that and figure out that they should wear red rather than their normal blue outfits.
Too bad it wasnt the man in the yellow hat...
and if you add some green stripes to the shirt and a dark hat (vs red), you'd have Freddy Kruger. . . . No cause for concern there either. . . unless you are sleeping ;)
Warning: Someone has been posting false and misleading notes in the lobby.
- The management
If there were ever a better time for that note to be circulated in JWZ's buildig, I haven't heard of it.
Santa is coming early?