Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty

16 years ago

I know it's bad form to post Onion links, but this one is seriously brilliant:

STRONG ISLAND, NY -- With recruitment down sharply, and the prospect of being held back by the nation of millions appearing once again likely, top-ranking Public Enemy officials issued an order Monday for all retired Security Of The First World personnel to return to active duty.

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8 Responses:

1. chr0me_kitten says:

   16 years ago at 2:55 am

   "I got a letter from the P.E. the other day," said James Bomb, 46, also a former S1W. "I opened it, and read it, and said they were suckers. They want me for their army or whatever? Picture me giving a damn-I said 'Never.'"

   "Then again, I could use the money," Bomb added.

   That made my insomnia-riddled night.

   • jwz says:

     16 years ago at 3:12 am

     That was my favorite part too...

     • evan says:

       16 years ago at 8:12 am

       My favorite part is the high-ranking but anonymous member who ends his leak with "Yeeeeaaaah, boyyyyy!"

     • rivetpepsquad says:

       16 years ago at 9:11 am

       Mine too!!

       Actually, these last three posts (P.E./giant jellyfish/Nietzsche Family Circus) are like a triumvirate of RAW AWESOME, rocking my morning up several notches. Thanks.

   • morbid_curious says:

     16 years ago at 5:08 am

     He ain't wit it. It shoulda occurred to him, those suckas got authority.

2. ghosthacked says:

   16 years ago at 3:56 am

   this might amuse you.
   http://www.spidynamics.com/spilabs/js-port-scan/

3. carus_erus says:

   16 years ago at 3:39 pm

   Saw, this, thought: It has to go on <lj user=jwz>'s journal.

   Cause I'm just too unoriginal to post it in my own:

   

   Sub-woofers

4. dr_wrebagzhoe says:

   16 years ago at 8:31 pm

   Yeeeeeah, boyeee!