Scientists working at a British laboratory have achieved one of the most controversial breakthroughs ever made in the field of stem cell science by taking cells from dead embryos and turning them into living tissue.
Scientists turn dead cells into live tissue
I think we all know how this movie ends:
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How do you know when an embryo is dead?
A new class of tasteless joke is born.
When the cheese melts on it.
When the mother stops crying.
After the third hammer hit.
Shortly after it's breaded.
When the doctor wants to freeze it rather than incinerate it?
When it's been sold.
I gotta get me one of them dead embryo spare livers.
Isn't that cute honey? Junior's first word was braaaiins, he's going to be so smart, maybe a scientist.
No, conservative.
But... consertives don't go around looking for brains!
Wait, no, I take that back. They go around looking for brains, but only to destroy them.
They actually took live cells from dead embryos. It's not doctor Frankenstein's time yet.
"I think we all know how this movie ends:"
I can see the news now:
"... Michael J. Fox, after long struggle with Parkinsons, is cured by revolutionary new stem cell research. Side effects are minimal, except for the low groans and requests for "BRAINS!" ..."
It's alive!
IT'S ALIVE!!!
Now I know what it feels like to be God!