Revert wars, alleged sock-puppetry, and page protection: should the article on feces include this picture of a large human turd? As of early July 2005, the discussion on this issue alone had reached 12,900 words.
Edit wars over which edit wars are allowed to be on this page, or over how specific entries on this page should be worded (oh, the irony).
Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars:
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