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I know you have a good joke about this. Why are you covering it up?
that's not a joke, it's a weather balloon.
Swamp gas. A thermal pocket. Reflecting the light from Venus, the morning star.
To me it always sounds strange to have Ausländer referred to as Alien. ;)
Ausländer sounds pretty strange too.
heh, not to me ;)
Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
Well, it's a good start. How can we convince more of them to repeat his experiment?
"Aggressive worksite enforcement actions like this help deter aliens from entering the United States attracted by the 'job magnet,'"
Job Magnet, oh my god!
maybe they want to input The Numbers?
You see, gravity works like a magnet...
I'm hoping that this was intentional, and someone at customs has a sense of humor when the noticed the location. Or maybe it's superluminal subliminal commands from beyond the moon?
They were in a hanger, repainting military aircraft (black, no doubt!) and using their crafty alien technology! We all know the C-130 is the cutting edge of miltary stealth technology. You can't begin to comprehend the advantage that sophisticated illegal alien technology could give us in the War on Terror. Not only do terrorists hate freedom, after all, they abhor aliens too. And the enemy of my enemy is my alien friend.
Try shouting "La migra!" next time you see a UFO hovering by.