any joke here would be redundant

Immigration arrests 15 aliens in Roswell working for U.S. military contractor.
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13 Responses:

  1. gutbloom says:

    I know you have a good joke about this. Why are you covering it up?

  2. jkow says:

    To me it always sounds strange to have Ausländer referred to as Alien. ;)

  3. cartmanland says:

    "Aggressive worksite enforcement actions like this help deter aliens from entering the United States attracted by the 'job magnet,'"
    Job Magnet, oh my god!
    maybe they want to input The Numbers?

  4. ultranurd says:

    I'm hoping that this was intentional, and someone at customs has a sense of humor when the noticed the location. Or maybe it's superluminal subliminal commands from beyond the moon?

    • phoenixredux says:

      They were in a hanger, repainting military aircraft (black, no doubt!) and using their crafty alien technology! We all know the C-130 is the cutting edge of miltary stealth technology. You can't begin to comprehend the advantage that sophisticated illegal alien technology could give us in the War on Terror. Not only do terrorists hate freedom, after all, they abhor aliens too. And the enemy of my enemy is my alien friend.

  5. arch_nme says:

    Try shouting "La migra!" next time you see a UFO hovering by.