any joke here would be redundant

16 years ago
Immigration arrests 15 aliens in Roswell working for U.S. military contractor.
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Current Music: Pop Will Eat Itself -- Ich Bin Ein Auslander ♬

13 Responses:

  1. gutbloom says:
    16 years ago at 3:36 am

    I know you have a good joke about this. Why are you covering it up?
  2. jkow says:
    16 years ago at 6:48 am

    To me it always sounds strange to have Ausländer referred to as Alien. ;)
  3. omni_ferret says:
    16 years ago at 7:50 am

    Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
  4. cartmanland says:
    16 years ago at 8:03 am

    "Aggressive worksite enforcement actions like this help deter aliens from entering the United States attracted by the 'job magnet,'"
    Job Magnet, oh my god!
    maybe they want to input The Numbers?
  5. ultranurd says:
    16 years ago at 8:07 am

    I'm hoping that this was intentional, and someone at customs has a sense of humor when the noticed the location. Or maybe it's superluminal subliminal commands from beyond the moon?
    • phoenixredux says:
      16 years ago at 9:37 am

      They were in a hanger, repainting military aircraft (black, no doubt!) and using their crafty alien technology! We all know the C-130 is the cutting edge of miltary stealth technology. You can't begin to comprehend the advantage that sophisticated illegal alien technology could give us in the War on Terror. Not only do terrorists hate freedom, after all, they abhor aliens too. And the enemy of my enemy is my alien friend.
  6. arch_nme says:
    16 years ago at 9:09 pm

    Try shouting "La migra!" next time you see a UFO hovering by.