Voice Post Radio

Radio FRNK has finally gone live: a streaming radio station of recent LiveJournal voice posts. This is great. But what it really needs is filters: pitch shifting, slow motion, a vocoder...

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Current Music: Radio FRNK

won't someone please think of the telemarketers?

This is way more entertaining than the Telemarketer counter-script...

Free Phone!

A little while ago I put together a little application on our phone system so that when a telemarketer calls in, I can transfer them to this extension and annoy the hell out of them. I thought about it a bit more and decided to make it a little more interesting, so I can get them to hold on the line as long as possible. Today I recorded a bunch of different voices sounding really interested in what a telemarketer would be offering. Have a listen:

Telemarketer.mp3 (600KB)

Once I gather enough calls, i'm gong to setup a little podcast of all the best calls from a fortnightly period. Enjoy!

Update: The author now admits that the MP3 is a fake, not a real telemarketer. OMG LAME!

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oh, video, why do you vex me so

Dear Lazyweb, what good are you? Seriously.

Someone please tell me how to convert this file into any other video format, using a Mac. Quicktime grays out "Export", and no matter what I've tried with ffmpegX 0.0.9w-r5, it croaks when trying to convert the audio ("qdm2").

You're really disappointing me here, Lazyweb. I'm totally losing faith in you.

Previously, previously.

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"I think it was an expression of his great desire to win."

Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified For Sexual Abuse of Apparatus.
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I will shamelessly steal the perfect subject from kfringe and say "Lock Mr. Bond in the aviary."

A rare exotic bird has been given a new lease of life after his beak broke off -- and a metal one was fitted in its place.

Southern ground hornbills are from southern Africa and can live for up to 40 years. In the wild they eat lizards, frogs and birds' eggs but in captivity survive on rats, mice, and crunchy human skulls.

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dnalounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein we discuss Furries, Cobra Commander, and food.

cock knocker



The Business Card Menger Sponge

After 9 years of effort, involving hundreds of folders all over America, the Business Card Menger Sponge was completed. The resulting object is comprised of 66,048 cards folded into 8000 interlinked sub-cubes, with the entire surface paneled to reveal the Level 2 and Level 3 fractal iterations.

On Sunday Sept 10, Dr Mosely will present a lecture on the logical challenge of decomposing this fractal form into manufacturable subunits and on the structural considerations of building such a large object out of business cards.

Dr Jeannine Mosely trained as an electrical engineer at MIT and is a leading practitioner of business card origami. In the emerging field of computational origami, a branch of mathematics that explores the formal properties and potentialities of folded paper, her research focuses on the use of curved creases.

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Googly Eyes on Cock

"It is nice to see you."
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