Yesterday I had a visit from a man with a suction cup.
He did not stay long.
He did not stay long.
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He was scared off by your bizarre sexual practices?
When I saw JWZ's post, that was my first thought.
Holy SHIT, the fucking squeegee guys are SERIOUSLY upping the ANTE.
..oh, right.
You should invest in binoculars. Then the fun will begin. :P
He did not stay long.
with only one suction cup holding him there, I imagine not.
Some would say his work performance soon dropped off.
Morale plummeted shortly thereafter.
He was rappelled by jwz's apartment.
Seems all he needs to fall off is one window poorly secured by putty.
You need WindowGoatse for him!
He's a suck up ;p
He needs to stop by my place and clean our windows. . . .
... how the windows stay clean when he's suction-cupping them and touching them with his feet, too.
But maybe I obsess.
The secret is to clean behind, not ahead.
I want a suction cup.
He looks like a Roman centurion! Except with shoes.
How high up is your window? Are suction cups reliable?
Judging from his lack of strain and gravity in that position, I'm guessing that he is on a cable and that the suction cup is more for lateral positioning and sticking to one place, rather than actually keeping him up there.
That is a brilliant photo.
i think you should print and frame this and hang it near the window in your apartment.
Today on upkilt.com...
That's my favorite short story.
You should give an online tour of your apartment, that would be great.