18 Responses:

1. baconmonkey says:

   13 years ago at 6:42 pm

   wow, I didn't know people actually aspired to boy-band mediocrity. I always figured that was the sort of thing where a producer waves a bunch of money at a pretty-boy and says "how would you like to trade your dignity for a pile of cash and the adoration of 13-year-old girls everywhere?"

   • jesus_x says:

     13 years ago at 8:40 pm

     Except they never get the cash, and the 13 year old eventually grow up.

     • snitrocket says:

       13 years ago at 9:04 pm

       That isn't a problem, that's a feature. That means the producer doesn't have to worry about lawsuits.

2. mattbot says:

   13 years ago at 6:45 pm

   You want me to go kick his ass for you? It will be like a West Coast, um... No Coast thing. Just as soon as you start crooning those silky smooth R&B vocals and busting out that, ur, mad flow (too feminine?) of yours let me know. I'd hate to get involved in a rap war without a band/crew/whatever. Watch your back, MC Whinypants is probably in his corner.

3. fantasygoat says:

   13 years ago at 7:34 pm

   He looks nothing like you.

4. mark242 says:

   13 years ago at 7:56 pm

   

   • jwz says:

     13 years ago at 8:20 pm

     Totally making a screen saver of that.

     • zoratu says:

       13 years ago at 1:46 am

       make sure you include a dobbs (or arnold palmer!) smiley face at the end . . .

5. nickharbour says:

   13 years ago at 8:17 pm

   So, were you looking to get a myspace account? are My-curious? Couldn't resist, sorry.

6. bbsy says:

   13 years ago at 8:19 pm

   It's okay. myspace.com/bbsy is a girl from PiCaYuNE, NJ who calls herself "boobsey" because she has an enormous rack.

   • synaptikchaos says:

     13 years ago at 9:06 pm

     *immediately checks pictures*

     i see no boobs. :(

     although the "why am i so itchy" blog entry is intriguing.

   • thumperward says:

     13 years ago at 12:04 pm

     DIRTY. NAUGHTY. DIR-TEE.

     - Chris

7. khephra says:

   13 years ago at 9:58 pm

   The night of Myspace.
   I'm currently being confused with "Lord Digital"

   In some strange twist of fate, I predict that said "JWZ" boy band will eventually try booking a show at DNA.

   You heard it here first.

8. korgmeister says:

   13 years ago at 11:02 pm

   Looks like you dodged a bullet there.

9. loosechanj says:

   13 years ago at 12:52 am

   Why did I look, why did I look...:-(

10. gngr says:

    13 years ago at 12:55 am

    Completely off-topic but made me think of you: for the cephalopod aficionado.

11. rly says:

    13 years ago at 5:47 am

    

    Goodness gracious, no.

12. erg says:

    13 years ago at 12:26 am

    Jesus, don't fucking let that band play at your playhaus, okay? I think my skull is filling my ears with blood, hoping it'll dry, crust over and block whatever that is, out, forever, even if it means blocking everything else out.

    Damn.