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wow, I didn't know people actually aspired to boy-band mediocrity. I always figured that was the sort of thing where a producer waves a bunch of money at a pretty-boy and says "how would you like to trade your dignity for a pile of cash and the adoration of 13-year-old girls everywhere?"
Except they never get the cash, and the 13 year old eventually grow up.
That isn't a problem, that's a feature. That means the producer doesn't have to worry about lawsuits.
You want me to go kick his ass for you? It will be like a West Coast, um... No Coast thing. Just as soon as you start crooning those silky smooth R&B vocals and busting out that, ur, mad flow (too feminine?) of yours let me know. I'd hate to get involved in a rap war without a band/crew/whatever. Watch your back, MC Whinypants is probably in his corner.
He looks nothing like you.
Totally making a screen saver of that.
make sure you include a dobbs (or arnold palmer!) smiley face at the end . . .
So, were you looking to get a myspace account? are My-curious? Couldn't resist, sorry.
It's okay. myspace.com/bbsy is a girl from PiCaYuNE, NJ who calls herself "boobsey" because she has an enormous rack.
*immediately checks pictures*
i see no boobs. :(
although the "why am i so itchy" blog entry is intriguing.
DIRTY. NAUGHTY. DIR-TEE.
- Chris
The night of Myspace.
I'm currently being confused with "Lord Digital"
In some strange twist of fate, I predict that said "JWZ" boy band will eventually try booking a show at DNA.
You heard it here first.
Looks like you dodged a bullet there.
Why did I look, why did I look...:-(
Completely off-topic but made me think of you: for the cephalopod aficionado.
Goodness gracious, no.
Jesus, don't fucking let that band play at your playhaus, okay? I think my skull is filling my ears with blood, hoping it'll dry, crust over and block whatever that is, out, forever, even if it means blocking everything else out.
Damn.