Britney and Child as You've Never Seen Them Before:
When the press release noted that the sculpture depicts the exact moment of crowning, when baby Sean Preston's head began to peak out, you were intrigued. And when you asked why the only pictures available were front views, with no crowning shown, we had no good answer.
I can't believe they broke it already! Now it's non-returnable.
I love how they saw it's Sean Preston crowning.....SHE HAD A CSECTION!He should've made a statue of this:
I love how they saw it's Sean Preston crowning.....
say....not saw....
Where is the bearskin rug???
Underneath the surgical scrubs....duh!!!!
Who is that in your icon? She looks familiar but I can't seem to place her.
I have no idea......I stole that icon from a friend.
It's Marisa Coughlan, in the movie _Freddy Got Fingered_.
From the sculpture, the only thought is ...
"Man, I'd hit that. She's a fiend for the doggy-style."
Yeah... sadly me too... me too
It's widening my window.
Use an LJ style that doesn't suck, like Generator, and it won't affect the width of other entries.
That fixed it. Thanks!
Holy crap, I love that icon! I waaaaaaant to use it!
Mother, may I?
Hang on, was that meant for me?
Nope... excellent though yours is, I'm after JWZ's hurty-hands collection.
Don't worry about your window... look at what it's doing to her pudenda!
I just thought it might be a nice change of pace to complain about the presentation rather than the utter wrongness of the content.
Can people climb onto that? You just know people are eager to pose with that statue.
Ride'em cowboy. Actually, I would totally love to do that. That would be perfect for the Christmas card.
You could ride:
or shag:
So. Many. Options.
must...resist...urge...to...rub...baby's...head
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
hmmm...
jwz: widening thousands of windows since 2002
it's the greatest thing since Madonna and Child!
Adoring your icon -- may one borrow it?
Nice... stretch that pussy, Britney. :) Welcome to the world, baby!
Now my life is complete! Too bad about her legs there, though.
Perhaps not so much broken...
The "music:" line in the entry made me laugh.
JWZ is never lacking for event-appropriate music.
Now that's a brokeback mountain. How in the hell did it already break? Some weirdo snuck in and tried to ride that? *shakes head*
Don't forget the front side of the statue:
LOL
SO WRONG!
zomg ew
awesome!
*shudder*
I actually expected you to have put that face on the other end.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Every time I see that thing, I am certain that Sigourney Weaver lurks nearby.
YAY! About time too :o) This has made my week!
Poor detail on the labia though ;o(
I also think it's quite fashionable of Britney to continue shaving or waxing up to the very end.
I was just hoping that some Hungarian whackjob had taken a baseball bat to it. Oh well.
wonder who tried to mount it. and did he get caught breaking it?
that pose looks so familliar
They could have at least made the status realistic... what, 'she' is gonna push that baby out uphill? Moronic.
"I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthing no babies, Miss Scarlett."
actually, that's a common labor position for women who have back labor -- it helps ease the pain.
"Push Me Baby, One More Time" ?
Just... argh. Do post something else, would you, so this picture gets pushed down a little on the page?
It's just that my eyes start hurting every time I open your journal page. The suffering (mixed with a kind of morbid fascination) just doesn't go away like it normally does :/
Use his RSS feed. Duh. Then the computer can hurt its eyes for you until jamie updates.
Good suggestion, in case you can recommend an RSS reader that does not suck(tm). So far, I have found none, but I'll be happy to try new options. For instance, which one do you use?
I use Feed on Feeds ( http://feedonfeeds.com/ ), though I'm about 9 versions behind.
I won't say that it doesn't suck, but I think it sucks less than most. Mainly I like it cuz its server-based, so I can access it from multiple locations.
Go in with low expectations and its harder to be disappointed.
hmm, that made my day.