The demonic spirit of Jeff Koons has not yet been chased from the land.

Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston

believed to be Pro-Life's first monument to the `act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with `water-retentive' hands.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and `Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."

Update: Rear view.

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45 Responses:

  1. premiump says:

    Why do I really want to see this from the back?

  2. fo0bar says:

    I didn't even know she was pregnant. Color me uncaring.

  3. ex_sonjaaa says:

    I thought it was a C section?

  4. kallisti says:

    It looks like a bad collision of Brittney Fanporn and Fursuits!

    TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY..UGH! I've been blinded!!!!!


  5. sherbooke says:

    Looks both camp and fascist at the same time. Maybe it's the bear. Why is there a bear in this scenario? Why isn't her mouth open?

  6. squeekyhoho says:

    I'm waiting for this statue to make it's way to the Bradford Exchange, with a limited casting run of 200 days, advertised exclusively to readers of Parade Magazine. Right next to the deer plates.

  7. Where's the bag of Cheetoes?

  8. infrogmation says:

    Pro Life? Tell that to the dead bear!

  9. infrogmation says:

    Also, from the first photo, for a moment I thought it was a pipe. The design could be made into such, with a bowl in the bear's head. And you get to suck smoke from her feet.

  10. g_na says:

    Ew. Ew on so many levels.

  11. hexapod says:

    I for one welcome our new hunting-lodge-midwife-porn-making overlords

  12. recursive says:

    If only she was that hot in real life.

  13. wfaulk says:

    Is it just me, or does that look nothing like Britney Spears?

  14. matrushkaka says:


  15. elena says:

    If it didn't nauseate me so much, it'd be fun to anaylze the meaning of this sculpture.

  16. discodawn says:

    Was probably in the same position during conception too.

  17. rantzilla says:

    pro-life == pro-porn?

  18. korgmeister says:

    Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval

    Is it wrong that I immediately think "Thar she blows" in response to that typo?

  19. smokedamage says:

    The mind just *boggles*

  20. baconmonkey says:

    Dear Japanese peo.... hey, wait,... Now I'm all confused.

  21. zackbishop says:

    The Jeff Koons comment is my new favorite jwz-subject heading. Fine work.

  22. ninjagirl says:

    It amuses me that one of the supporting poles for this pro-life sculpture is stabbing her in the womb.