"WE ARE NIHILISTS. WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING."

18 years ago
Blixa Bargeld reads the Hornbach Home Improvement Superstore catalog:

MOSQUITO KILLER WITH UV-BULB
27 WATT
QUALITY TESTED
HIGH EFFICIENCY KILLING
PAINLESS
FREE OF CHEMICALS
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY
HORNBACH.

Part 2: YIPPY YA YA. YIPPY. YIPPY. YAY.
Part 3: MAXIMUM TORQUE 17 NEWTONMETER.
Part 4: SILICATE PAINT.

Also. Also.


Update: See also Einstürzende Neueküchen, featuring Blixa’s Lemony Lentil Soup...

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Current Music: Ethyl Meatplow -- Devil's Johnson ♬

17 Responses:

  1. ioerror says:
    18 years ago at 3:15 am

    There is nothing finer.
  2. korgmeister says:
    18 years ago at 3:57 am

    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over!
  3. dagbrown says:
    18 years ago at 4:14 am

    Collapsing New Buildings, eh? I really like their song "What Is Is".

    For extra sadness, when I saw the images, I didn't think "Blixa Bargeld": I thought "Severus Snape".
  4. grahams says:
    18 years ago at 5:05 am

    Thanks for that, a friend passed two of those on earlier this week but I didn't realize there were more where that came from...

    Dunno if you've actually seen the "Blixa Bargeld Stole My Cowboy Boots" short.. They show it on Sundance or IFC every once in awhile.. If you have a Tivo, etc. you might want to set up a wishlist, but honestly, there really isn't any reason to hunt it out... It's only moderately amusing..
    • jwz says:
      18 years ago at 5:09 am

      Yeah, I've seen it - I thought it was pretty funny, probably mostly because it was great seeing Imperioli play such a different character as on The Sopranos.
  5. culturejules says:
    18 years ago at 5:10 am

    SINDIKAAAAAT FAAAARBE!

    God, that was great. I've missed Blixa.
    *does off and tries to save streaming files to disk*
  6. omni_ferret says:
    18 years ago at 6:03 am

    I want to pass this along to friends who make industrial music.

    I'm just debating whether or not to strip out the video first.
  7. jeremiahblatz says:
    18 years ago at 8:30 am

    I love how he can't quite contain he glee when reading about the power drill. German Industrial band people - so predictable.
  8. lroberson says:
    18 years ago at 2:59 pm

    Honestly, I think you're out of your element here.
  9. marc_lacoste says:
    18 years ago at 3:07 pm

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=850

    pointer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228085/
    longer, funnier and less vulgar than benny bennassi
  10. fantasygoat says:
    18 years ago at 8:09 pm

    Imagine people talking like that everyday.

    No wonder they like shitting in each other's mouths.
  11. karlshea says:
    18 years ago at 12:18 am

    That is hysterical

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