"WE ARE NIHILISTS. WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING."

Blixa Bargeld reads the Hornbach Home Improvement Superstore catalog:

MOSQUITO KILLER WITH UV-BULB
27 WATT
QUALITY TESTED
HIGH EFFICIENCY KILLING
PAINLESS
FREE OF CHEMICALS
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY
HORNBACH.

Part 2: YIPPY YA YA. YIPPY. YIPPY. YAY.
Part 3: MAXIMUM TORQUE 17 NEWTONMETER.
Part 4: SILICATE PAINT.

Also. Also.


Update: See also Einstürzende Neueküchen, featuring Blixa’s Lemony Lentil Soup...

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17 Responses:

  1. ioerror says:

    There is nothing finer.

  2. korgmeister says:

    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Over!

  3. dagbrown says:

    Collapsing New Buildings, eh? I really like their song "What Is Is".

    For extra sadness, when I saw the images, I didn't think "Blixa Bargeld": I thought "Severus Snape".

  4. grahams says:

    Thanks for that, a friend passed two of those on earlier this week but I didn't realize there were more where that came from...

    Dunno if you've actually seen the "Blixa Bargeld Stole My Cowboy Boots" short.. They show it on Sundance or IFC every once in awhile.. If you have a Tivo, etc. you might want to set up a wishlist, but honestly, there really isn't any reason to hunt it out... It's only moderately amusing..

    • jwz says:

      Yeah, I've seen it - I thought it was pretty funny, probably mostly because it was great seeing Imperioli play such a different character as on The Sopranos.

  5. culturejules says:

    SINDIKAAAAAT FAAAARBE!

    God, that was great. I've missed Blixa.
    *does off and tries to save streaming files to disk*

  6. omni_ferret says:

    I want to pass this along to friends who make industrial music.

    I'm just debating whether or not to strip out the video first.

  7. I love how he can't quite contain he glee when reading about the power drill. German Industrial band people - so predictable.

  8. lroberson says:

    Honestly, I think you're out of your element here.

  9. fantasygoat says:

    Imagine people talking like that everyday.

    No wonder they like shitting in each other's mouths.

  10. karlshea says:

    That is hysterical