Alas, this Craigslist entry is now deleted:
In town for a few days and looking for some tight ass to cram my cock into. When I say Bull Hung, that's what I mean. No first timers, whiners, or men who don't know how to truly serve an officer of the law. Playing in uniform, with cigar, or pissing all over you aren't optional. My cock, my rules, you will do as I say. 6'4 245 Rock Solid Muscle, furry chest, dark hair and stache Fat uncut hog, average balls, nice big NEG load Don't want to play email tag, I want location, when available, how you intend to serve an officer of the law and pics. Ass pics and face pics WILL be required to get my attention. FYI, If you don't read and follow this email, you are just going to get deleted like several who have emailed me so far. Don't waste my time and don't make me have to play 20 questions to find out about you. Either give me what I want or go wank about me, because that's as close as you are going to get. * this is in or around Dallas * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I think that means "didn't have HIV six months ago."
Why, oh why did you have to post that?
Now I won't be able to sleep at night; I live next to a big, tall brawny cop.
Still, it's nice to know the police remember to protect when you serve, I guess...
"untested but has only taken it up the ass without a condom from others who put NEG load in their personal ads"
Apart from that maddening little claim, I think whatever it is that you're all getting from this post is escaping me...
Imagine it was a Tory MP, preferrably in the 80s: a mix of amusement and finger pointing at the combination of place and job, plus disbelief that he'll find anyone (knowing that he will...)
But I don't think he says anything to suggest he's *really* a cop, does he?
I took LEO to mean Local Enforcement Officer, and wondered a bit about his motivation for seeking that position of power. As you say, though, it could all be play.
Maybe he's in low earth orbit.
Ah! Of course.
It all makes sense now.
Same here, the only thing that amuses me is the assertion of having a "NEG load." Otherwise he sounds like any number of demanding, egotistical assholes who think they can justify it with a particular sexual style.
Perhaps, but I'm from Ohio, and in Ohio, by law, the only "officers of the law" allowed are ones with Glocks and patrol cars.
So come to Ohio, the "Our Anti-Gay Marriage Laws Can Be Used As Justification For Domestic Violence" State!
We even gots the Foosball!
So, anybody want a new icon?
But would Angela approve?
do we even want to know how and why you came across this craigslist post?
also, re the song you were listening to: Revolting Cocks are playing with Ministry @ The Fillmore on May 26th, and oh yeah, I got your refund for the GO4 show, still don't know why they cancelled though...
I don't think I'm interested in RevCo with Gibby Haynes... Give me Van Acker or Connelly....
Found this porn and thought of your perverson tag... totaly NSFW http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=18160
Of all the posts to not make to creepslist!
I do not think you have posted this before.
I do not read slashdot anymore. Shrug.
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My favorite line is "average balls". Is there a standard? Is it metric?
I'm just wondering what qualifies as non-standard balls.
so was it an eerie coincidence that that particular revco song was coming through your speakers when you posted this or did you cue it up for affect?
This must be your first time reading jwz's journal. Welcome!
no, ive been lightly scanning his posts for some time now. guess i never noticed there was a tunes connection to the posts. he always seem to be listening to something like fuzzbox, cop shoot cop or other rare "alt" rock tunes when posting....
that is truly awesome.
now you've got me started...
Original Pussy Beer
i must have slept through that entry the first time.
Yeah, you don't forget something like that...
I wanted to show this post to my friend, but it's gone now. Anybody have its text saved?
Ain't that just like a cop.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services
I thought that was the point.