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15 years ago

Just in case I ever need to be identified by dental records:

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19 Responses:

  1. benchilada says:
    15 years ago at 5:40 pm

    Jesus, those front teeth are scaring me...
    And rounded canines? Do you eat ROCKS?
  2. baconmonkey says:
    15 years ago at 6:03 pm

    I don't remember your mouth looking like The Thing. When did you get hit by Space Radiation?
    • otterley says:
      15 years ago at 8:49 pm

      Speaking of The Thing, have you seen these? Apparently they made the coveted "Worst Toys of 2005" list.

      I am particularly amused by the following disclaimer:

      Warning: Thing Hands are intended to be used only for dress-up fantasy play. Do not strike any person, pet or inanimate object with Thing Hands as serious injury could result, Do not use Thing Hands to make forceful contact with people, pets or inanimate objects as such contact can damage the Thing Hands, causing them to rip or become inoperable, or can cause injury to the person or thing with which it comes into contact or to the user's hand(s). Do not use this product as a protective device for the hands.

      • grumpy_sysadmin says:
        15 years ago at 6:41 am

        They had those when the Hulk came out too.
      • belgand says:
        15 years ago at 11:02 pm

        Kids are much, much smater/stupider than that. They hit each other with sticks and know it will hurt. Hell, I've even heard of a disturbingly large number of people who shoot at each other with BB guns. Blaming something relatively innocous because kids will hit each other with them and they might get hurt is ignoring the real issue: kids desperately want to hurt each other.
  3. saltdawg says:
    15 years ago at 6:06 pm

    When I was a third watch security guard at RI hospital, I used to have to patrol the dental clinic. I used to steal the most fucked up plaster casts and give them out as gifts. I hope none of those people die in any catostrophic accidents, because they were QUITE popular. And quite cheap.

    You were wise in taking yours home with you.

    There are many disgruntled security guards, much, much more disturbed than I was.
    • treptoplax says:
      15 years ago at 6:48 pm

      Not to mention the dentists who 'lose' them in response to malpractice suits. Lots of fun for the poor guy trying to fix the mess afterwards.
  4. bitpuddle says:
    15 years ago at 6:10 pm

    Majestic.
  5. ralesk says:
    15 years ago at 6:43 pm

    One day, I'm gonna go to the DNA and recognise you by the teeth. That's actually quite a scary thought.
  6. sea_wolf says:
    15 years ago at 6:44 pm

    Oh gross. Dental X-rays are apparently ample for identifying corpses, but not nearly as cool.
  7. rzr_grl says:
    15 years ago at 7:57 pm

    But you have such beautiful teeth! How did they manage to make them look so scary??

    Boy, you gots a purty mouth. Huh. Huh huh.
  8. ammonoid says:
    15 years ago at 8:57 pm

    Do you grind your teeth as well?
  9. vxo says:
    15 years ago at 9:46 pm

    Nice. They look a bit like my teeth, though my canines are much more frighteningly fang-like. I'm quite convinced that I'd easily draw blood if I bit someone.
  10. jkonrath says:
    15 years ago at 6:57 am

    Fess up: you're getting a set of gothy fangs made, aren't you?
  11. luserspaz says:
    15 years ago at 12:16 pm

    What was the cast for? I've been working on some systems for the Invisalign manufacturing facility lately. Let me tell you, I have seen some crazy messed up teeth. They have problem teeth occasionally that are so misshapen they won't fit in the holders in the forming machines etc. Scary stuff.