So that Colin Christian fellow I just posted about used to have a section on his site where he showed some of the amazing wall paneling he had done for stores and movie sets. It's gone now, but the Wayback Machine still has partial copies here and here.
I wish DNA Lounge looked like that.
A few years back I mailed the guy to get a quote, and his rates were actually pretty reasonable: around $150 per panel, after setup costs. But, to cover the downstairs walls would end up costing something like $10K, and it's hard to justify spending that much of money on something that the fucking savages we call customers would just destroy immediately.
And I am sad.