I, for one, welcome our new augmented mecha-pelvis overlords

US Patent 0030181295: Sexy Pelvic Extension Frame:

"Worst. Fembot. Evar."

[0005] With respect to beauty, while the term "a sexy walk" is part of the common parlance, its definition is analogous to the definition of pornography--"I know it when I see it." Catwalk models are trained to walk in such a way as to exaggerate the motion of the pelvis. There is currently no device that can be used to develop a "sexy walk." By visually amplifying the motions of the pelvis, an individual can be trained to exaggerate the movement of the pelvis and thereby develop a "sexy" walk.

[0006] Accordingly, a device, such as the pelvic extension frame disclosed herein, can provide numerous benefits to athletes in a sport-related venue, to patients in a medicine-related venue and to individuals in a beauty-related venue.

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3 Responses:

  1. baconmonkey says:

    I don't think the world is ready for suburman sportsfan males to sashay about with a "sexy walk".

  2. greatbiggary says:

    It also serves as a passable Tower of Hanoi Halloween Costume.

    • d1663m says:

      What an awesome idea! I'm going to start building my costume now! I'll have to make an extra "peg-helmet". Or make the disks with a center hole large enough to fit over me. Maybe I'll patent it as a "portable game system". Yeh, yeh...