It's Kentucky Fried Movie meets the (insert name of international organization that names these things here). I think Typhoon Enormous Genitals is next.
Mr. President! Longwang has breached our dykes, and our furious pumping isn't relieving the strain!
You forgot the bit about slapping the coast.
I really hope this becomes a Hurricane.
Though the newscasters will probably call it something stupid like Longwahhng.
Next up, Hurricane Lolita
Hurricane Longwang is coming. All over China!