The essence of the term sodomy then includes any use of the sexual faculty -- by two humans or one human and an animal -- that by act or intention precludes the bringing of new human life into existence. The use of the sexual faculty without being open to its intended result is contrary to the will of God who designed into human nature the very strong urge for relationships designed to produce human forms for occupancy by eternal spirits designated to share the magnificence of His existence. God, an intellectual being, designed compatible beings capable of both utilizing His creative capacity and sharing with Him in an intellectual manner. (The concept should be clear that in both classical and practical sodomy the result is the same -- use of one's sexuality faculty in a manner that is not open to pregnancy.)
Abortion is commonly the product of failed sodomy.
Failed Sodomy / Homosexual Acts:
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...by two humans or one human and an animal...
So threesomes are Ok?
I'd think one man with two women would be ok, maybe ever better because you'd have more chance at the creation of two immortal spirits.
Two men and one woman is functionally no different than a traditional twosome, as you only have the possibility of one immortal spirit creation. Also, the woman would in fact be committing adultery with at least one of the men, so she should be stoned to death no matter what.
What I want to know is, are identical twins the same immortal spirit? Do immortal spirits split? If so, why don't immortal spirits just reproduce that way and avoid all this tedious and messy physical stuff?
Does stoning qualify as abortion, or do you wait about nine months?
There was a news story a few months ago about a pregnant woman in africa who was going to be stoned to death for adultery as soon as the baby popped out... Not sure if she was rescued or not.
I wouldn't think so, after all you're saving that soul from being a child out of wedlock.
Ooh, you've discovered Pastor Trosch!
One of my favourite loonies, and a sometime regular over at the Prattle. He discovered the net around '95, way before it was fashionable with his brand of kook.
His site's unintentionally funny: reading between the lines, he's been told to STFU several times by his Bishop. The rant wherein he explains that the space shuttle Challenger was lost (back in 1987) because it was flying with a painted Jezebel of a schoolteacher aboard was priceless.
(Unfortunately he hasn't updated his site in ages so I can't see whether he's managed to denounce Pope Rat in the same terms of vituperation he reserved for that evil sinner, John Paul II.)
"(Unfortunately he hasn't updated his site in ages so I can't see whether he's managed to denounce Pope Rat in the same terms of vituperation he reserved for that evil sinner, John Paul II.)"
It's always amused me that the more nuts a religious wacko is, the more they look down on other religious people whether they be moderate or extreme. Yes, the manic-depressive paranoid schizophrenic who decries all but oneself has discovered the one, true path.
The link reminds me of Jesus-is-lord.com. From that site:
Geez, since not all bibles say the same thing, but they are all "the bible", how do YOU know which one is right? I thought the bible was God's exact word! How can they be different? God keeps changing his mind?
Bah. I don't like crazy people.
Why that's simple, really. My version is right, and I'll smite the living shit out of thee of you disagree.
all too true
Aren't those really radical Catholics great? It wasn't until the Passion came out that I was really clued in to just how wacked my former co-religionists could get. I had no idea that it was so hip to reject Vatican II, for instance.
I especially dig that Mel Gibson basically has the religious beliefs of a mullah with a rosary, and yet he was comfortable filming the Lethal Weapon series.
use of one's sexuality faculty in a manner that is not open to pregnancy.
Where does fellatio apply in this?
Sodomy. Unless it's political masturbation. Then it's righteous!
I think it's a bit awesome that I've sodomized every woman I've had sex with while using birth control, but I was raised Lutheran.
"Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions."
"What, you mean... lock the door?"
Did he just say that every act of sodomy disproves the existence of an all-powerful God?
I don't think these guys excel at critical thinking. You may be thinking of the Jesuits.
oh I hope so.
That would kind of make my day!
Those sound like bitchin' university courses.
Yeah, but if you thought regular viva voces were painful...
This is the most bizarre interpretation of the Humanae Vitae i've ever read. 90% of Catholics -- Catholic scholars even -- would probably say this guy is off his rocker.
So by extension, most people in society are sodomists for using birth control (which isn't open to pregnancy)?
I can't believe how many of you are posting this clever observation! Yes. Yes. Yes. That's the whole fucking point. You get the gold star for reading comprehension. GEEZ.
Maybe we're expanding the joke ;) Relax just a bit and you'll live longer.
I think that's trivially obvious. Not that it's really a bad thing.
Hoax -- of course, that it's a hoax just means the part about the study having occurred is not true. No data on child rearing & parental IQ.