I was planning on getting up early and everything.
That means there's only one thing left to do: Zombie Invasion of the Beijen/Tulchin wedding!
But perhaps no one is more irate than Laurie Beijen and her fiance, Ben Tulchin, who are getting married at the historic Flood Mansion at Broadway and Fillmore the day of "Icer Air 2005.""I can't even describe how hard this has been, to come down two weeks before our wedding," she said. "No bride should have to face this before she gets married."
The Flood Mansion, which costs $8,500 to rent for a wedding, did not receive notice of "Icer Air 2005" until recently.
(Brains.)
Call Invader Zim! Unleash.........the Zimbies!
>But perhaps no one is more irate than Laurie Beijen and her fiance, Ben Tulchin, who are getting married at the historic Flood Mansion at Broadway and Fillmore the day of "Icer Air 2005."
I recall one incident (or actually non-incident) when I was exercising in a nearby park. (Weird things tend to happen when I exercise in city parks, as demonstrated in a post I just made a few minutes ago.)
I had finished a few laps around the park -- looking sweaty and disheveled, most likely -- and I parked myself on a spot in an open grassy area about 30 yards to the east of a parthenon-like structure that's commonly used for various events. (In fact, the thing is commonly called the Parthenon.)
I took off my glasses -- effectively blinding myself -- did a Tai Chi form a few times through, and then contorted myself with some highly involved stretches.
At some point I heard a noise behind me, so I put my glasses back on and looked...
Somebody had snuck a hoity-toity wedding into the Parthenon. And the bride and groom were looking out on this open grassy area ... and at me (doing back bridges and splits-like thingies).
Nobody had complained at all. But suddenly I got it into my head that it was my duty to quietly gather up my stuff and tiptoe away. So I did.
So I'm sorry to hear the ski jump got canceled the way it did. From my personal experience with such things, I'd like to think that the ski jumpers and the fans would just sort of silently skulk away once they noticed a wedding was going on. But that's just me.
I know I for one would have enjoyed seeing "a VIP vodka garden in front of the monastery."
That would be a santa invasion. Complete with "Let It Snow!" played on endless loop.
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U STINKY OLD SMELLY FARTY FACE
THE AMAZING KELLY CLARKSON LIVE!!!
SHOUTS TO MALICE_BD AND EMANUEL LOLSTEIN!!!
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DIAL 1-888-LOL-WHAT FOR ABUSE/FLOOD COMPLAINTS
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#BANTOWN DONS U WITH THE CROWN OF FUCKING LOL SHIT !!!
U STINKY OLD SMELLY NASTY PERV GO CODE NETSCAPE AGAIN U FUCKING NASTY FAG!!!
#BANTOWN IRC.IDLENET.ORG OWNS YOU !!!!!!!!!1!
DIAL 1-888-LOL-WHAT FOR ABUSE/FLOOD COMPLAINTS
LOL SLUT POO FACE POO POO MOUTH DOOKIE BUTT
FGT
#BANTOWN DONS U WITH THE CROWN OF FUCKING LOL SHIT !!!
U STINKY OLD SMELLY NASTY PERV GO CODE NETSCAPE AGAIN U FUCKING NASTY FAG!!!
#BANTOWN IRC.IDLENET.ORG OWNS YOU !!!!!!!!!1!
DIAL 1-888-LOL-WHAT FOR ABUSE/FLOOD COMPLAINTS
LOL SLUT POO FACE POO POO MOUTH DOOKIE BUTT
FGT
#BANTOWN DONS U WITH THE CROWN OF DR PEPPER !!!
U STINKY OLD SMELLY FARTY FACE
THE AMAZING KELLY CLARKSON LIVE!!!
SHOUTS TO MALICE_BD AND EMANUEL LOLSTEIN!!!
#BANTOWN IRC.IDLENET.ORG OWNS YOU !!!!!!!!!1!
You know you're on top of things when the Gay Niggers Association of America comment bombs your livejournal.
I'd delete all the duplicate comments, but leave one of each type. Wear it like a medallion of awesome.
Feel bad about coding the origin of the Marquee tag yet? At least they're not using
(What's with the 4000+ comments?)
Brilliant. I was thinking a sno-cone machine would be pretty awesome too... for snowball throwing, of course.
i wholeheartedly support the zombie idea. bring it!
and what the hell is going on with your comments?
It may just be my youthful naivity, but I didn't get the sense from the article that it was a this-shalt-not-happen-here decision.
Guess it depends on which article you read...
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL??? SO CRUEL?
sigh. This makes me so ashamed to be alive.
i will be there with my camera. i read the wedding is at 4:00?