- A homunculus, automaton or other artificial being shall not serve a human red wine with fish,
- must always alert a human to shortfallings in the quality of his cuisine with a mechanical cry of 'sacré bleu',
- and shall not (through inaction) allow a human to be seen in public with mismatching gaiters and cravatte.
Jules Verne's Three Laws of Automata:
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