I, for one, welcome our new german menstruating barbie overlords

18 years ago
"Menstruations-Barbie selbst gemacht"

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29 Responses:

  1. anthropolemic says:
    18 years ago at 2:28 pm

    My inner pyro says the string coming out of the tampon looks like the fuse to an improvised firework.
  2. rivetpepsquad says:
    18 years ago at 3:09 pm

    oh MAN!!

    now, if *I* could just start MENSTRUATING. FUCKING. BOOZE. holycrap.

    "there's a party in my pants, and you KNOW that everyone's invited..."
  3. bloodied_velvet says:
    18 years ago at 3:25 pm

    what the hell????

    those crazy germans!
  4. ninjagirl says:
    18 years ago at 3:35 pm

    My *mother* sent me this link yesterday. :(

    brainsoap plz.
  5. rawdogue says:
    18 years ago at 4:04 pm

    She needs a tennis racket, or something.
  6. ammonoid says:
    18 years ago at 4:09 pm

    They even made little tiny barbie tampons.

    Does anyone remember Baby Oops! that went pee in her diaper? That was wierd. But not as wierd as this.
  7. valentwine says:
    18 years ago at 4:11 pm

    The Japanese probably have one that shits all over Ken's face.
  8. whichsandwich says:
    18 years ago at 8:29 pm

    I could almost swear you've posted this (perhaps by a different person) before! Maybe it was some other sort of menstruating mannequin?
    • iota says:
      18 years ago at 1:11 am

      all that JWZ ever posts is pictures of inanimate objects menstruating and octopods fornicating with sad teenage females.

      thats why they invented livejournal
    • everdred says:
      18 years ago at 4:08 am

      I don't know if jwz posted this, but I remember this making the link-rounds a few months ago. Boing Boing, for one, posted it.
  9. bikerwalla says:
    18 years ago at 8:32 pm

    Dear Germans, (etc.)
  10. fastfwd says:
    18 years ago at 9:33 pm

    That's OK. In a few years, Menopause Barbie will hunt down and kill everyone involved with this.
  11. giles says:
    18 years ago at 11:00 pm

    Why do women complain about the prospect of wearing "bulky pads" when they have to conceal a giant eyedropper on their person once a month?
  12. crazy4cats says:
    18 years ago at 1:09 am

    what are they gonna think of next, Giving Birth Woman? Or Taking A Dump Man?

    This is just too bizarre, and the others comments are priceless. This one is for the memories, baby....

    dear lords....

    [walks off laughing uncontrollably to herself]
  13. grumpy_sysadmin says:
    18 years ago at 2:08 am

    Also, I love that it's Campari.
  14. chloralone says:
    18 years ago at 3:33 am

    Hopefully they squeeze a raw beef steak to use the blood.
  15. recursive says:
    18 years ago at 3:57 am

    That's almost as bad as the hacked-up visible man in "Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist".
  16. chuck_lw says:
    18 years ago at 4:52 am

    The next-generation ones will have an internal blood sac -- located right next to the artificial urine bladder -- and programmed to have a certain moodyness coinciding with the phases of the Moon.
  17. so_hat_yi says:
    18 years ago at 1:47 am

    do you have stairs in your house?

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