"Chinese researchers take care of twin giant panda cubs at the China Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Wolong, southwest China's Sichuan province, July 9, 2005."
"The xenomorph has concentrated acid for blood."
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
If one of those punched its way out of my chest I would get it a biscuit.
You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility...I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusion of morality. Or sex drive.
JESUS CHRIST IT HAS NO EYES
I'm not eating anything that might have concentrated acid for blood, thanks. I already pay too much to the stomach drug people.
But I am worried that world zoos have a very serious breeding program for these THINGS. What could be more dangerous than a xenomorph? A xenomorph that's CUTE and CUDDLY and FURRY.
Been there, done that, wore the t-shirt right the fuck out.
its like the opposite of hello kitty: all mouth and asshole with no eyes.
What are you on about? That's Rod Stewart.
Last week.
I for one welcome our new baby-twin-panda masters.
No no no. If you'd like to propogate a joke, your have to respect the format.
"I, for one, welcome our new _____________ OVERLORDS."
And I think they look like some larval stage of Muppetry. Doesn't the one on the left resemble Bert?
Pandas, pedants, they all look like larval muppets to me.
I for one welcome our new Larval Muppet Overlords.
I bet they make that same squeaky sound, too.
We're dogmeat.
Heh, I wasn't expecting that picture to link to some hot ass.
You'd think that with a URL that is one hundred eight characters long they could find a way to make it not conflict. Morons.
they simply look like hairy, smal penises. rather frightening.
With mouths. Penises with tiny, squalling mouths.