why it is acceptable to kill and eat pandas

"Chinese researchers take care of twin giant panda cubs at the China Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Wolong, southwest China's Sichuan province, July 9, 2005."

"The xenomorph has concentrated acid for blood."

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19 Responses:

  1. relaxing says:

    I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  2. giles says:

    If one of those punched its way out of my chest I would get it a biscuit.

  3. beschizza says:

    You still don't know what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility...I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusion of morality. Or sex drive.

  4. JESUS CHRIST IT HAS NO EYES

  5. I'm not eating anything that might have concentrated acid for blood, thanks. I already pay too much to the stomach drug people.

    But I am worried that world zoos have a very serious breeding program for these THINGS. What could be more dangerous than a xenomorph? A xenomorph that's CUTE and CUDDLY and FURRY.

  6. hepkitten says:

    its like the opposite of hello kitty: all mouth and asshole with no eyes.

  7. drbrain says:

    But before he went bald.

  8. mizchalmers says:

    I for one welcome our new baby-twin-panda masters.

  9. I bet they make that same squeaky sound, too.

  10. spyderous says:

    Heh, I wasn't expecting that picture to link to some hot ass.

    • jwz says:

      You'd think that with a URL that is one hundred eight characters long they could find a way to make it not conflict. Morons.

  11. tady says:

    they simply look like hairy, smal penises. rather frightening.