Armed bandits in Brazil robbed a vehicle carrying more than 400 breast implants, officials said on Tuesday.
A spokesman for the state Postal Service confirmed that assailants, apparently men, robbed the postal van with implants on Thursday night in Rio de Janeiro. Each Silimed breast implant costs nearly $400.
Figueiredo explained demand is the highest in July, during the southern hemisphere winter, as women schedule surgery during the winter school holidays, which precede the beach season.
Figueiredo said the implants, each bearing an individual number, could now only be sold for clandestine surgeries. Horrific stories abound in Brazil about the illegal operations that can cause gangrene and death.
watch out, those boobs are hot
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of this situation as it develops.
Jamie has a good feel for news items like this.
Yeah, what a bunch of boobs.
details are firming up. apparently the cops got an anonymous tip.
Meanwhile, popular support for anti-government terrorists is sagging.
OMG comedy gold thread!
You guys really milked it.
yes, but feel them out
Word on the street is that the job was a scam to artificially inflate the prices of the surgery. Personally however, I think the idea of doctors implanting a fake into the bosom of the criminal network to be udderly ridiculous. Is the enticement of an augmented wallet that titillating? Surely they could enhance their god given gifts some other way. Then again, some people will go to great lengths for an extra inch on that money pile.
"I'd like to drive a big truck full of tits down the Tit Turnpike right into
the middle of Tit Town!"
Did anybody else read "Silimed" as "Slimed"?