Date: Fri, 1 Jul 2005 10:08:34 -0700
From: Michael Cheung <milkygto@gmail.com>
To: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Java sucks
I hope you idiot have learn java by now...
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30 Responses:
:iceburn:
well, at least you are listening to the apprpriate music.
i'd followup with "he's read".
Not sure about the context, but the best thing about Java is that it's really really slow.
Context.
(No, I didn't go looking, I happen to refer to it here.
That's why it's called Java, you see. You have time to go for a cup of coffee while you wait for it. It's a feature.
oh yeah, like using excel at work. the bonus is that you look busy, too.
I expect this idiot had learn English by now...
I can't even make sense of that.
What it is supposed to mean?
There is no java.
Only Zeul.
Now I thought it was Zuul.
*shrug*
It's that or Zool. I'm pretty sure it's Zool, myself.
Zeuhl!
No, it's definitely XUL.
Hey, nice userpic!
Haha, yours is great too. Y'gotta dance!
Yours looks familiar too.
Obligatory cliché overdone Matrix reference gone horribly awry:
"Do not try to program; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no program. Then, you will see that it is not the program that needs to be done; it is only yourself."
He idiot still learning java.
cold!
Plenty more where that came from.
Though his BLOG really takes the cake. He's... not quite so juvenile in real life as he appears on the Internet, apparently.
This was my favorite part:
"Mac is going to switch to Intel cpu. That's mean, according to the yahoo news, they will need to rearchitech their OS to adopt the x86 chips, which mean by 2006 we can install Mac OS into our intel pc..wohooo! Then I can totally screw windows...I can't use linux because I need to play games..., can't wait for Mac OS now.."
Games...? Uh, okay...? And what company is named Mac, anyway?
The only way that comment could have been better is if he spelled it MAC.
Fire BAAAD! Java GOOOOOOD! Ungawah! Kreegah! Bundalo!
I idiot pretend java exsist not. suggest same.
Was that the entire e-mail or was there more to it?
That was it.
He's very succinct. Check out his blog (Irony Police warning: blog is .NET). This is my favorite entry, dated June 29th, 2005: "JavaOne is fun"
Nothing prior about JavaOne other than on June 4th, 2005: "Aww javaOne conference! I want to go...Manager said we will get to go, I hope that is true..."
I would want all my developers to come away from JavaOne with insightful comments like that. And like this.
Being not so wordy with the way he expresses himself probably derives from his native tongue.
Yeah, I've read his blog and his atrocious grammar is messing me up. o_O
The comments posted on his blog are also very concise.
I wonder if he has extra screen names he uses to comment on his own blog.