Beauty Pageant of the DAMNED

Sorry, I meant to say "Angels With Attitude":

I think that whoever photoshopped these cut-and-pasted the same eyes onto half of the pictures. Those eyes will be haunting my nightmares.

They are so much worse big.

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31 Responses:

  1. baconmonkey says:

    When I saw that site a few days ago, I at first thought it was some sort of weird "here's a doll, and here's a small child dressed like the doll", as at least half the pictures (like the top-left one in your post) look completely synthetic.

  2. Stepford Kids or Advanced Japanese Mannikins? Creepy!

  3. jesus_x says:

    This is the kind of person who should never be allowed near photo manipulation software. These fall into that valley between goofy and realistic, where it just looks creepy as hell. The fact these people do this because they think it looks nice should be sterilized.

    • baconmonkey says:

      you realize those are retouched photos of Extremely you children, right?

      • jesus_x says:

        Yes, of course I realize they're "retouched". I wouldn't have mentioned photo manipulation software had I not thought they were manipulated photos.

        • baconmonkey says:

          the part I was trying to daw attention to, but I made a typo, was that those are extremely young children, most under 4 years of age.

          • jesus_x says:

            Oh, in that case this is completely normal and should be encouraged.

            I get that they're young, little babies even, which is why this is just so wrong in so many ways that even tired cliches cannot capture the pure perversion found in this array of filth. I would rather be bound and forced to watch days of anal bukkake japscat than see these things. These are the people who put on those toddler beauty pageants where the 4 year old girls walk around looking like haggared burlesque dancers.

  4. lars_larsen says:

    In the interest of me not having nightmares, can someone please tell me what the fuck this is?

  5. mooflyfoof says:

    wait, are those supposed to be real humans?

  6. velfadar says:

    The smile on that Madison will deprive me of REMs for the rest of the fucking semester.

  7. momomoto says:

    Oh, man. Not only are their names absolutely ridiculous (who names their kid Sharady, anyway?), but now they look like they're ripped from bad porn sites.

  8. qacdefeej says:

    --did someone hack their site? Are the photos submitted like this? What are they trying to do?

    I'm confused, and scared and I'm starting to taste metal...

  9. gazz says:

    The b3ta newsletter has beaten you once again.

  10. i think this is indeed the scariest thing you've ever posted. i need fucking rappelling gear for this uncanny valley!

  11. injector says:

    From the photo contest info page:

    These should be professional pictures, but should not be extremely or overly retouched. (We are judging the child - not the retoucher!)

    Oh, good. I'm glad they cleared that up.

  12. Damnit, the site's gone away :(

    This is also pretty fucking disturbing.