I think that whoever photoshopped these cut-and-pasted the same eyes onto half of the pictures. Those eyes will be haunting my nightmares.
Beauty Pageant of the DAMNED
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When I saw that site a few days ago, I at first thought it was some sort of weird "here's a doll, and here's a small child dressed like the doll", as at least half the pictures (like the top-left one in your post) look completely synthetic.
Stepford Kids or Advanced Japanese Mannikins? Creepy!
This is the kind of person who should never be allowed near photo manipulation software. These fall into that valley between goofy and realistic, where it just looks creepy as hell. The fact these people do this because they think it looks nice should be sterilized.
you realize those are retouched photos of Extremely you children, right?
Yes, of course I realize they're "retouched". I wouldn't have mentioned photo manipulation software had I not thought they were manipulated photos.
the part I was trying to daw attention to, but I made a typo, was that those are extremely young children, most under 4 years of age.
Oh, in that case this is completely normal and should be encouraged.
I get that they're young, little babies even, which is why this is just so wrong in so many ways that even tired cliches cannot capture the pure perversion found in this array of filth. I would rather be bound and forced to watch days of anal bukkake japscat than see these things. These are the people who put on those toddler beauty pageants where the 4 year old girls walk around looking like haggared burlesque dancers.
In the interest of me not having nightmares, can someone please tell me what the fuck this is?
wait, are those supposed to be real humans?
Yes. Yes they are.
Sweet dreams!
i don't think i'll be getting to sleep any time soon.
D:
The smile on that Madison will deprive me of REMs for the rest of the fucking semester.
Cheers.
Oh, man. Not only are their names absolutely ridiculous (who names their kid Sharady, anyway?), but now they look like they're ripped from bad porn sites.
...bad?
(Your mileage may vary. Offer void if you're into faces Photoshopped so they're smooth as eggs.)
well they'll be on the bad porn sites in another few years when they are teenagers.
of course they look like they are synthetic 40 year old dolls now....one hates to think what they would look like as porn stars in another 10 years. eeeek!
Ha! True that. I mean, how can you not get involved in that sitde of things if the only thing you know is how to tart yourself up?
I didn't bat an eye at Sharady, but "Brooklyn?" WTF?
That one, too.
PS: Brooklyn's totally a porn name.
--did someone hack their site? Are the photos submitted like this? What are they trying to do?
I'm confused, and scared and I'm starting to taste metal...
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I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with that idea running through their scarred mind.
The b3ta newsletter has beaten you once again.
Wow, that's fascinating. Who gives a shit?
Woa. The interweb is a race now?
Man. I wonder what place I'm in?
Ahead of you! Eat my dust!
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE LOSING
i think this is indeed the scariest thing you've ever posted. i need fucking rappelling gear for this uncanny valley!
From the photo contest info page:
Oh, good. I'm glad they cleared that up.
Perhaps Uncanny Valley applies...
Damnit, the site's gone away :(
This is also pretty fucking disturbing.