egregious protocol violation

The other day at a nightclub, some guy I didn't know violated urinal protocol and started talking to me about realtime linux scheduling while I had my dick in my hand.

I'm getting recognised too often lately. I need a new hair style.

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12 Responses:

  1. bodyfour says:

    The sad thing is I think I know the person you're talking about

  2. baconmonkey says:

    Handlebar moustache and a faux-hawk.

    also: Urinal quiz

  3. dmose says:

    I was quite please by the effects of sporting a tonsure some time back. Highly recommended.

  4. ioerror says:

    Do the nametag thing but do it all time time!

    "No no, that's jwz over there!"

    "Reallllly? I thought jwz was a guy! That bartender is a girl! I can't talk to girls!"

  5. violentbloom says:

    Don't forget to turn to face the offender when you answer while still peeing. After all it's only polite to face the person you're speaking to.

  6. phreddiva says:

    I have asked <lj user="nightrider"> many questions about urinal protocol because I find it fascinating. You should get him to tell you the "asparagus" story sometime.

  7. uke says:

    ...or a facial tattoo.

  8. fantasygoat says:

    Welcome to stardom.

  9. vincel says:

    Shave your head. It's the sensible thing to do.