I'm getting recognised too often lately. I need a new hair style.
egregious protocol violation
The other day at a nightclub, some guy I didn't know violated urinal protocol and started talking to me about realtime linux scheduling while I had my dick in my hand.
Tags: computers, fanboys, firstperson, linux, perversions
Current Music: In the Nursery -- Kotow ♬
12 Responses:
The sad thing is I think I know the person you're talking about
Handlebar moustache and a faux-hawk.
also: Urinal quiz
awww crap, *I* was gonna suggest the fauxhawk. damn you monkey!
ok: FASHION MULLET!
awww, come ON!
ok, you can suggest what color he dye it.
the guy could have just been talking on a hands-free cell phone
and at least it wasn't like this
GREEN! to match his site!
I was quite please by the effects of sporting a tonsure some time back. Highly recommended.
Do the nametag thing but do it all time time!
"No no, that's jwz over there!"
"Reallllly? I thought jwz was a guy! That bartender is a girl! I can't talk to girls!"
Don't forget to turn to face the offender when you answer while still peeing. After all it's only polite to face the person you're speaking to.
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I have asked <lj user="nightrider"> many questions about urinal protocol because I find it fascinating. You should get him to tell you the "asparagus" story sometime.
...or a facial tattoo.
Welcome to stardom.
Shave your head. It's the sensible thing to do.