Satan not involved, repeat, Satan not involved. All teams stand down.

Good news on severed goat heads: Satan not involved

Police were called in after goat heads were twice found on a bench outside a school in nearby Chilliwack, British Columbia, prompting fears in the suburban community that it had been targeted by a satanic animal killing.

A 19-year-old worker at a local slaughterhouse has admitted he took the two heads with the intention of having them mounted, but then changed his mind and left them at the school in hopes a janitor would dispose of them.

"(Police) want to reassure the community that there were no satanic intentions in relation to these incidents," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said, adding that the man "should have known better."


6 Responses:

  1. carus_erus says:

    This is about an hour's drive from my house... :)

    Then again, the equivelant of the bible belt (more like the Bible *Dot*) here in BC is concentrated around Chilliwack and Abbotsford... the rest of us are pretty laid back. On the last census, about a third of the province said it had "no religion".

    Goat's heads? No big. Barely made the news.

  2. Litter bugs are the minions of Satan.

  3. porphyre says:

    oh holy hells, that one's local.


  4. clintp says:

    Never attribute to Satanism that which is adaquately explained by stupidity.

  5. lordkiev says:

    If it was a double murder without a possible satanic link, no one would even give a shit. But bring up Satanism, and I can expect to see picketers at the local comic book/gaming shop when I get home.