Can't afford real fakes? Bra offers illusion of gel-filled sacs Now there's a bra that promises to make women look like they've had plastic surgery. The Evolution bra is aimed at "women who lust after the look of cosmetic breast implants." It features a sculpted, graduated cup "specially designed to mimic the appearance of cosmetic breast implants."
"To be honest, the new standard for women is to be cosmetically enhanced, or to at least feel that's what you look like," company spokeswoman Michelle Soudry said. "It's a completely new ideal from what we've seen before, and this is a company that is catering to that."
Oh, spectacular. Will they have models that give women that two halves of cantalope stuck to my chest bad breast job look?
I farking hate that look. Grr...
I hate that too, but I definitely prefer it to the "two whole cantaloupes stuck to the chest" look.
The ever popular Bowling balls in socks.
I can see the tagline
"Now you too can look like you've had a bad boob job"
Huh. I always expected that fake fake boobs would be, well, real boobs.
My brain hurts.
This is not Boobean algebra.
Whoops, Freudian slit.
"This is not Boobean algebra."
No, not quite. However, I can sum my thoughts up with this one inequality:
fake boobs < real boobs
Why anyone would want to look like they've had a boob job is beyond me...I'll be horrified if this actually sells.
Wonderful. First too many women get breast implants giving themselves the stick figure with helium boobs look, now the ones that don't will STILL look like that. Fake is the new real...
Yeah, they really need to see about developing a pill to turn straight men gay. Because the rate at which women are coming up with new and demented ways to pursue freakish notions of 'attractive', it's about the only conceivable way I'm going to become sexually attracted to another human being.
Not that gay men are universally in love with the "natural" look either.
Yeah, but I'm so freaking metrosexual, I have more skin products than my teenage sister. So I don't care.
http://www.brastraps.com/evolution.htm
Built-in sculpted graduated cups are designed to create a natural cosmetically enhanced look
ow, brain hurt.
That just don't make sense. I read it 4 times and now my head hurts. That should come with a warning.
Wow, the new standard is to look fake even if you're not fake? I guess if a spokeswoman for the company selling it says it, it must be true.
haha, man i love this country. democracy whisky sexy!
FYR baby.
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
Anyone else immediately think of the old school NOFX song New Boobs? Didn't think so. God I miss my punk youth. It was so much simpler back then...
... and more wholesome, too. Jeez.
This is only going to work until the women with fake tits get wind of it.
Then they're going to enhance their fakeness with fake fakeness. Fake fake
fakeness!
... does this fake thing overflow, wrap around, or just keep incrementing?
I'd say it overflows.. :)
I never quite got the whole idea of the Fake boob inserts or the wonder bra or any other device to enhance the Physical looks for both men and women. They don't do you any good once you get naked. Unless you have some super glue
Dear American people...