- Update: Apparently it's andydroid.com; movies of the dolls undergoing some kind of electroconvulsive therapy here and here. The disembodied tongue video is especially disturbing. The amputated-arm hand-job is almost as bad. They also have "centaurs" and "liliputians" and... other horrors.
The Germanic Engrish on the site is pretty fine reading, too:
"She has been adapted anatomically to the male member and allows by his design a multiplicity of fantastic positions. She can be placed precisely on the significant zones, surfaces thus in contact are massed... In the position of the rider, it moves around the nipple to stimulate it slowly.""She sees, certainly like an evil conspicuous, but she distinguishes the forms, can recognize a person or an object and can learn how to be seized some for your greater pleasure. The object of its attention moves, she follows her eyes until get. That is realizable because of the last developments of the electronics-optics and the software of recognition and memorizings of forms."
Also, this:
Update 2: At last! A quadruple-amputee RealDoll! If only she had a removable glass eye...
wow. just, wow.
Oh be fair. That's not a sex doll, it's a geriatric care-taker training sim.
Isn't it?
"Dual-use technology."
What part of training involves sticking your fingers up their ass? To bo honest, I'm not sure I want an answer, either...
Suppository insertion, bowel disimpacting, hemorrhoid reinsertion, any of a number of things that may be necessary for someone who's body isn't in top condition.
makes you wanna go sign up for candy striper duties, uh huh?
That last image is frightening & priceless!!
I believe this is the site. Here are videos of the doll in action:
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[Found via the discussion thread on Fark.com]
I knew I could count on the LazyWeb!
What is that? An old lady doll? Weird people I tell you, just weird.
You mean, "dear Japanese people..." :P
Ha! Love it.
Maybe put one of those in the bathroom to watch the taggers.
Could you please LJ-cut those photos? For those of us who use public computers, an Lj-cut in this specific instance would be nice. Thanks so much!
~whisper_lover
You haven't been here long, have you?
lol, that's why I never check LJ from work.
This link has information about blocking out things like jwz's images.
Do you ever take breaks?
Excellent.
Thanks!
He didn't LJ-cut the pooping anime fetish dolls, he's not going to cut this!
There is an option in lj that makes all "large images" into links instead. It only works when you are logged in (of course), but it does allow me to safely inspect my friends page from work.
Thank you so much! This tidbit of information really helped me out . . . you're the best!
*hugs*
You know, I was thinking the same thing.
Then I thought "I probably shouldn't be accessing my LJ friends list from work, anyway."
And then "If I don't want to view naked robot sex dolls, why have I got Zawinski in my friends list?"
Here are some that are between the poucette and lilippupe sizes. I don't know if they're anatomical, but you can always operate.
Finally, a sex doll that looks like my neighbor's preteen daughter. Now I can finally appease the demands of the voices from the comfort of my own home without worrying about legal ramifications.
And in that future, we'll all be able to get copies of whoever we'd like to violate, and then send them pictures of our heinous acts with captions like "Not touching you!"
HAHAHAHA. Awesome.
Stupid restraining order anyways.
In Wil McCarthy's book The Collapsium, the villian does basically that. He makes illegal copies of people then breaks them in the comfort of his own home. I would have to imagine if copying people became easy, that laws would quickly be established making your copies your intellectual property. Perhaps then we'd be happy to have the DMCA to protect us.
Kiln People didn't let you copy people directly, but the penalty for abducting or destroying a copy they had made themselves was pretty minor (since it would have expired within a day anyway).
You took a pomeranian bowling?
this is quite funny, I must say.
Does the RealDoll come with optional Julian Sands doll? Or a box?
Better yet, the hamster version.
The centaur is just like one of the alien races in John Varley's Titan trilogy.... Including the genitalia! yay!
http://www.varley.net/Pages/Books/Titan.htm
I'm not sure where these people are from, but is it really that difficult to get a hand job from a real person? Or to stick a finger in an old person's ass?
I mean, really.
"She is sweet and quiet. She breathes near your side, her body is warmandt she scream when you caress her."
Uh, she scream when I caress her?
That's just an add-on for the flayed model. Something for everyone.
I think you need to get out more.
He gets out quite enough I think.
I can't believe they even named her Helena. Christ.
I was kind of squicked by this until I got to the website and saw the thing about "THE WORLDS BIGGEST BLOOBS." And then I died laughing.
I am both frightened and amused. But at least he referenced Metropolis! How cool is that.
I hope to see something like http://www.andydroid.com/product/torso/jagto3k.jpg on the wall at the DNA soon.
Water fountain, perhaps?
Lucky dip for drink vouchers.
"German aircraft technician claims he invented the most "human" sex-doll in the world. During sex act it behaves like a real woman in a heat of desire.
As reported by Ananova, doll-robot is invented by aircraft technician from Nuremberg Michael Harriman. According to him, the doll has a mechanism which can simulate human heart. The sex act increases the "heart" rate. ...."<\a>
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Seen her work ?
http://www.margotknight.com/margot.html
If a machine arm gives an electronic dildo a hand job, do they ... oh never mind.